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#1
Ok, so I've managed to get myself into a fight... which will be going down tomorrow afternoon. I'm not the fighting type, but this guy has done way too much and he wants a fight so I'm giving it to him. There's no backing so... here's the scenario...

Me:
5'3"
120lbs
Decent strength, really fast though

Him:
5'7"
???lbs
Pretty chubby, strong though, slow

I've never been in a real fight, but I have no problem fighting "dirty". It's just going to be me and him on a big hill... any advice, or am I ****ed?
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#5
your onnly 5'3" id watch out. get slightly drunk or stoned before
#7
why do we have to have a thread like this every few days?

**** off.
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#8
Yeah. Nose-stomach-balls. In that order.
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#9
Kick him in the nuts, then tell him you're Chuck Norris and roundhouse kick him. the earth will bow down to you
#11
HAHAHA.... You are both really short.

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#12
Use your speed and run away
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#13
dodge left, people usually swing with their right hands the most. Get a good swing, you said he is fat and slow and swinging your arm around from your back gives you the most momentum on the punch.

Martial artists say go for straight punches, but i dont advise it with this kid because it won't hurt him as much.

Aim for the head, more hits he takes, the more he'll be willing to stop.
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#17
Begin the fight, throw a few dummies to test his reflexes...if he's slow, go for a quick snap-punch to the nose to break it. If he grabs his nose, axekick his collar bone and snap it. If he doesn't, quick punches to the stomach and sternum, hammerfist if he ever grabs your arm, or bite and be a dirty ****er. Finally, when he's on the floor (you may need to beat down on him from step 2), lift his body up, and snap his spine over your knee.


Or just kick him in the nadgers.
#19
O.o just noticed you're 5'3. Shout "Midget in a bikini, look!", point forward, then run.
#20
Falcon punch him...
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#21
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your onnly 5'3" id watch out. get slightly drunk or stoned before


^ don't do this

Make sure you have some friends nearby or actually there just in case it get bad, also fighting by your lonesome would be pretty tough on your morale. Is it just you two or will there be cronies at the fight?
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#24
do what dave draiman did

bike chain!

seriously though a trick that always works. when he walks towards u, walk towards him, "cmon lets talk about this" but keep walking, when you get to him swing your elbow into his teeth and follow through. he will probably fall over so you can roll his sorry ass down the hill
#25
How can you know yourself if you haven't been in a fight?

Seriously, unless you've been in a violent scenario, you can't say how you'll act. I get vicious in play fights, but I can't do much else than hit and run when I get attacked otherwise.
#27
just his first few punches, usually the right hand, than hit him as hard as you can in the face, and keep goin til he falls down
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#28
isnt there any1 on UG living near you who can be ur 'mandem'??
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#31
video it for us then post it up here i wanna see that man! twat him one in the bollocks that should sort him out...

just dont let him hold you back by his hand on your head
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#32
falcon punch
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#33
try this: karate chop down onto his head to bring his hands up, followed by a nutshot. while he's bent over, give him a knee to the face.
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#36
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Enough with the falcon punching!
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#37
Bring a gun.
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#39
Yeah... I know I'm short. I'll probably aim for pressure points...

and then falcon punch him.
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