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#1
just wondering
I am the last Samaurai


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Note to self: keep off thread while on lsd trip.

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Well i'm still fairly young so i still hump random things

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****K YOU HOE!
GTFO MAH UG!
#2
Somebody is curious as to what fapping is.

I just say masturbating.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#3
You say fapping I say wanking
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Wiggy = legend.

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#9
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yup.

And yay! you're unbanned.


yep, finally free.

whats with all the avatars on this site suddenly looking the same though?
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Wiggy = legend.

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Last edited by wiggy1988 at May 13, 2008,
#10
I don't?
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#14
Fapping does not exist unless blood is present.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#15
how do i add a poll?
I am the last Samaurai


Quote by Strati
Note to self: keep off thread while on lsd trip.

Quote by gtrfrk123
Well i'm still fairly young so i still hump random things

Quote by Woogles
****K YOU HOE!
GTFO MAH UG!
#16
Quote by wiggy1988
yep, finally free.

whats with all the avatars on this sight suddenly looking the same though?

go to the "i have cancer" thread. all will be explained

Must Not Sleep.


Must Warn Others.

Gear:
Gibson Special Faded SG
Orange Tiny Terror (Combo)
MXR Carbon Copy Delay
Dunlop Crybaby Wah

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#17
I've never heard fapping before I came to the pit. I used context clues to figure it out.
#24
huh huh...its the noise that happens when your asshole get stuck to a piece of glass
#27
The process of rubbing your hand up and down the penis(pronounced: peenis) until the session ends with a mess that most people clean up.
#30
If a tree faps in the forest with no one around, does it make a noise?
Schecter Loomis
LTD Horizon
Ibanez RGA121
Marshall DSL100
Peavey 5150

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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#32
Furiously Attacking Penis Parts In Nice G-string
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#33
Cleanin' the pipes.
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#34
When I saw the name of this thread I knew it had potential for epic win. I'm disappointed
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Thanks Mr. Heafyman! you're an absolute legend
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!
#35
jerkin your gherkin
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#36
Jerking the squirtgun. I just say its an Onomotapia (sp?). If you dont know what that is....go to hell.
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so yeah, now i have poop floating around in my ballsack.
#37
Quick. Very, very quick.

>_>

<_<
Talk to Erowid

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Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".



Member #9 of the "Marty Friedman > You" Club. PM apocalypse13 or altronataku to join.
#39
Heaven on Earth.
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Studio Custom (Alpine White)
Roland Microcube

Hoping to get a Strat or Tele next.
#40
Stroking the bishop


...


Or pawn
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
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