#1
Dear Pit,

I work for my student radio station and also present a show on a Monday from 6pm till 8pm (GMT), which is where you come in!

Basically, I'm in competition with the Station Manager for who can have the funniest feature. He currently has "Ask Ben's Mum" where people ring with any problem they've got, or he plays pre-recorded questions, and his mum answers them live on air. After spending last weekend at the Radio 1 Big Weekend we asked a number of celebs for their problems as well (a couple of them are below).

Pigeon Detectives ask Ben's mum

Radio 1 DJ Jo Whiley asks Ben's mum

I need something to beat this! What do you guys think would make a damn funny feature? I need some of that legendary Pit creativity!
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#3
Make every song you play Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#4
Quote by metaldud536
Broadcast the entire dialogue of StarFox 64.


lol. DO A BARREL ROLL!

You have to feature somebody.
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#5
Play What What (In My Butt), Chocolate Rain, and Never Gonna GIve YOu Up (In that order)

Then a Capella the Fresh Prince THeme Song followed by the song on the Crossfire commercial.
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#6
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Make every song you play Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.


I can see it now:

RICK ROLL THE RADIO!
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#7
No instead of Rick Astley play some Billy Ocean!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=yrkKwjCnIpY


But if someone requests a song you blare that and like say if they are going like "Foo Fighters" go like "WHAT? Billy Ocean?" than blare it and than turn it down so its like your listening and come up with other funny things to say to them with billy Ocean or something along those lines.
#8
Get a bunch of students in a contest to make the best farm animal noise?
#9
Ask *yournamehere*'s Dad
Ask *yournamehere*'s sister
Ask *yournamehere*'s brother
Ask *yournamehere*'s girlfriend
Ask *yournamehere*'s boyfriend
Ask *yournamehere*'s prison bitch
Ask *yournamehere*'s penis
kill all humans
#10
Quote by daz93
no have students making cow noises call on to your rivals "ask" show.


I could do that, but the guy's the Station Manager and I'm the Head of Music, which basically makes him my boss

I like the Star Fox / Lylat Wars soundbite ideas
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