#3
Really the only strange place I've done it is in the middle of the woods by myself.
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#5
Quote by ♣ßRØDËRSÈÑ♣
I fapped on an airplane once, not in the bathroom either.


....you need to find something else to do on a plane.
#6
-Airplane bathroom
-Back of the car with people in the seats in front of me. I WAS TWELVE AND INCAPABLE OF CONTAINING IT (but I got away with it without a single suspicion! w00t)
#7
Quote by rock.freak667
....you need to find something else to do on a plane.

Don't worry, I had a blanket over me, the flight attendant caught me twice though. I told her I was cleaning my glasses, even though I don't have any.
#8
Quote by Mask_Of_Sanity
-Airplane bathroom
-Back of the car with people in the seats in front of me. I WAS TWELVE AND INCAPABLE OF CONTAINING IT (but I got away with it without a single suspicion! w00t)


You are one stealthy bastard.
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I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#10
Quote by ♣ßRØDËRSÈÑ♣
Don't worry, I had a blanket over me, the flight attendant caught me twice though. I told her I was cleaning my glasses, even though I don't have any.

I'm sure she believed you.
#12
I made this thread awhile back and it got closed in less than 1 hour.


Back of the bus.
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it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#13
Quote by shakes23
You are one stealthy bastard.

Ahahaha, indeed. It was REALLY hard (and by it I mean the procedure...and..okay, nevermind).
It was a long enough trip, too. It was like a 40 minute drive, so I had enough time to go slowly without making too much noise.
#15
I'm not too adventurous with this stuff...


Most odd place would probably be my friend's apartment pool.
NO I DID NOT GO PEARL DIVING
#16
Quote by FireandFlames
I'm not too adventurous with this stuff...


Most odd place would probably be my friend's apartment pool.
NO I DID NOT GO PEARL DIVING

Did you by any chance go pearl diving?
#18
Quote by FireandFlames
I'm not too adventurous with this stuff...


Most odd place would probably be my friend's apartment pool.
NO I DID NOT GO PEARL DIVING

I bet you stick those rods in your penis too.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#20
Behind a shed at work. (It was a yardwork job over the summer, and the one employer I had went into town to buy mulch.)
Nikolas
#22
You have to be careful with that. If you get one that doesn't have a safety on it, if you get too relaxed and drop it, BANG! It's stuck!
#23
Quote by ♣ßRØDËRSÈÑ♣
You have to be careful with that. If you get one that doesn't have a safety on it, if you get too relaxed and drop it, BANG! It's stuck!

That only applies with candle wax.
#25
Quote by FireandFlames
That only applies with candle wax.

OH GOD. I'm squirming because of the bad memories of reading that...
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#26
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
OH GOD. I'm squirming because of the bad memories of reading that...



Haunted was a good book. A little bit fucked up, but still good nonetheless.
#29
Quote by ♣ßRØDËRSÈÑ♣
Who is it by?

It's by Chuck Palaniuk (sp?)

Lemme try and find a link...

Never mind. V
#31
Am I the only one that faps in normal places? I stick to my room and the shower.
#32
Quote by Archaon
Am I the only one that faps in normal places? I stick to my room and the shower.


The word Stick in reference to masturbation does not bode well. I'd consider rephrasing, my lad.
#33
The street in front of my house, my backyard, in the woods behind me old school, next to a church, in the car like the guy above said. In my friends bathroom. Yeah.
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#34
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OH GOD. I'm squirming because of the bad memories of reading that...


+1

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#36
i got bored in the middle of class once, got excused and came back 10 mins later from a fapathon.
Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding, Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind.
#37
Quote by PlayMadness
Really the only strange place I've done it is in the middle of the woods by myself.

I'm assuming it was dark then? I imagine you would get very paranoid and be hearing noises and seeing things constantly