Poll: Do you have a bowel movement pattern
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View poll results: Do you have a bowel movement pattern
Yes
19 23%
No
63 77%
Voters: 82.
#1
so, my friend keeps complaining that whenever he doesnt take a number 2 in a certain pattern, he feels sick and such. I asked a few people, and some said they have patterns, some said they just go randomly (no pattern), so I was wondering, do you have a pattern/number 2 schedule, or do you just poop whenever?
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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#5
my poops happen only on the equinox of the eternal mexican (buritto)sun god.
#7
Usually at night.
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#8
every morning when i wake up....and if im not finished then again after my shower about 45 minutes later...just to get it all out
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#9
right after school everyday, mid afternoons on weekends.

If i have the ****s though whenever, but most often what i just said
#10
mine is pretty random
i just go with the flow
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#11
Of course I don't. I poop whenever the mood strikes me.
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#12
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I can only poop during full moons.


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I can only poop during full moons.
#13
I poop semi-randomly. It usually happens after 4pm.
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#14
nope. i just do when i feel like it. mostly later in the evening or close to when i go to bed. im usually busy during the day, so unless i really have to go badly, ill wait.
#15
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I can only poop during full moons.

Hahaha, that's great.

And every morning for me. I get up, read the paper and have my coffee and then off to the bog.
#17
Wait...you guys don't poop constantly?
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#18
i think i poop at similar times but i dont really pay attention to it
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#19
What How can you have a set pattern..

"Oh, look at the time! Must go and shit..."

What if you dont need one? Do you just sit waiting??


#20
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What How can you have a set pattern..
"Oh, look at the time! Must go and shit..."
What if you dont need one? Do you just sit waiting??


It tends to come on quite quickly for me.
1:20 - fine, no **** needed
1:30 - yup, I gotta go!
#21
I dunno man.I **** once every 2 or 3 days.I can't seem to **** once a day.
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#22
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I can only poop during full moons.
oh noes...that can't be much fun.
#23
Once in the morning.

Once in Spanish class (end up that way, drives my already insane teacher crazy).

Right before I take a shower and go to bed.

So it's one in the morning, one in the afternoon and one in the evening!
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#24
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Once in the morning.

Once in Spanish class (end up that way, drives my already insane teacher crazy).

Right before I take a shower and go to bed.

So it's one in the morning, one in the afternoon and one in the evening!


Holy crap! Do you even have insides with that amount of poopin'?
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#25
Used to ALWAYS have one when i woke up and the ALWAYS had one as soon as i got back from school.
But these days, i dunno, suppose i just have more free time so i go whenever i want
#27
i also dumb my **** whenever i feel like to. before this, i was always poop just after i finish my meals...do you think it was weird?

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#28
NO....and if you said yes...that is some odd sh!t.

I try to poo at work so i get paid for it though....
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#29
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NO....and if you said yes...that is some odd sh!t.

I try to poo at work so i get paid for it though....


I take it you make food at McDonalds?
#30
whenever i need to go i go, simple as that, i usual crack real bad farts before hand though
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#31
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I try to poo at work so i get paid for it though....


you mean you get paid for pooping?