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#1
There's this whole thing that my brother's friend (to be known as 'John')is in, I'm not exactly sure how it started but this kid punched out my John after John called the kid something liek dickhead or **** or something.

Coming home from school today, this kid was there and he wanted John to come with him. I normally wouldn't have been there, and I was nervous as **** coz this kid is really violent and carries a weapon. He let us go, but now I'm concerned about John and my bros safety. The police have already been called about this before, and we don't want parents to freak out and the situation to get more ugly.

What do you reckon I do about this. Serious answers please, no "rape him" or "kill him", because neither will end well. Also, don't say "don't get nosey about other peoples problems" because it's my problem now.
#2
I have a few suggestions.

Rape him, Kill him, or Don't get nosey about other people's problems.
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#3
you've got three options

1. call the cops again
2. kick the kid's ass
3. do nothing.
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#7
Holy crap. Anyone else think it is funny how the police have been involved and everything else, and, this guy and his friends are worried about mommy and daddy finding out?
#8
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how about if you are trying to put out a burning building?


Fighting fire with fire. By that logic, the fire will put itself out once you put even MORE fire on it.
#9
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how about if you are trying to put out a burning building?


Set the fire on fire. Burn the flames to the ground. That'll show it who's boss.
#10
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you've got three options

1. call the cops again
2. kick the kid's ass
3. do nothing.

Sounds about right. I'd go option 2. Thanks to modern parenting, the only way the punk's gonna learn is to treat violence with violence
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#11
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Holy crap. Anyone else think it is funny how the police have been involved and everything else, and, this guy and his friends are worried about mommy and daddy finding out?


piss off you ****ing wanker, we dont give a **** if they find out we just dont want them to freak out because parents are like that. if you dont want to help then **** off

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Sounds about right. I'd go option 2. Thanks to modern parenting, the only way the punk's gonna learn is to treat violence with violence


sounds good but this guy has an army of friends and this whole thing will be over my head well after I leave school

edit: any point talking to him or is that just gonna fail
#13
Walk tall, and carry a big stick.

Seriously though, fighting is just going to piss off even more people...find a way to avoid this guy completely. Traveling in groups works well.

Also, how old are you people?
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#14
Look, you need to try to talk to them to at least give yourself a level playing field. Anything else will just piss them off more, or at least not make the situation any better. So see if you can talk to the guys, you know, "look, he's just a stupid kid", "he didn't mean anything by it", or something like that. See if you can make them see reason.

And if that doesn't work, nuke the ****ers.
#15
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piss off you ****ing wanker, we dont give a **** if they find out we just dont want them to freak out because parents are like that. if you dont want to help then **** off

Sure. I'll help.

Here's one word of advice, dude.

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Have a good one.
#16
Set your pride down and make a group apology. Pride will get your face punched in. Cowardice will keep you wound-free. Pride is a tool invented by the strong and immoral used to get the weak to instigate fights with them that the strong and immoral are destined to win.
#17
best thing to do is study him completely, know everything about him.

- befriend him
- impress him in some way to make him think, "hey.. your alright.."
- Make friends with someone who is harder, tougher, stronger
- make friends with his hard friends
- fight him and keep getting up for more.
- do something stupid, the kid will think your pathetic and leave you alone.
#19
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Sure. I'll help.

Here's one word of advice, dude.

Midol
Have a good one.


i see what you did there, how very clever of you
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#22
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I'm just looking for some advice so help me or get out
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#25
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I'm just looking for some advice so help me or get out


Invite him to a Sunday picnic at the park. Assholes love picnics. I know I do.
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#26
Wow kenan, you're kind of a jerk. This is The Pit, not a counselors office. If you wanted people to show some compassion and give you serious advice, you're clearly not looking in the right place. Sure you'll probably get a few serious answers, but you're getting your underwear in a bunch over people joking. Get over it and ignore it, there's no reason to insult people just because you don't like their response.
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#29
next time John will have to think before he opens his mouth.
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#30
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Wow kenan, you're kind of a jerk. This is The Pit, not a counselors office. If you wanted people to show some compassion and give you serious advice, you're clearly not looking in the right place. Sure you'll probably get a few serious answers, but you're getting your underwear in a bunch over people joking. Get over it and ignore it, there's no reason to insult people just because you don't like their response.
+1 to all this

Seriously though, some kid your brother knows is not your responsibility. Tell your brother to stay out of whatever it was about and carry on with your life.
#32
So you can't reason with him, you can't fight him, you can't tell anyone about him...
You're his compete and utter bitch.
#33
I kinda hope all the people who always respond to threads "rape him/her/it" get raped so they'll quite sayin it.

But that would just be cruel.
#35
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You have three choices: Rape him.





But seriously you're best off just avoiding him.
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#36
well i was gonna help you and i still might but first IT'S THE MOTHER ****ING INTERNET you don't know but maybe five people on here...if that many get over what people say they are just trolls looking for attention...
now to my advice...do you know what brass knuckles are...good...invest in some and get jacked like i did...people don't **** with me anymore...also get a good reputation with drug dealers that is all the protection you need...they have guns...
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#37
By the sound of it, your a UKer (like me) and also, these guys sound like chavs, everyone knows the only way to end a dispute with a chav is;

-Hide for months untill they forget

-Take a kicking.

First one always works for me ^.^

Also, whats with the road to perdition avvys? I recognise people by avvys, now i'm just confused
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#38
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#39
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Also, whats with the road to perdition avvys? I recognise people by avvys, now i'm just confused

read the 'I have cancer' thread. or at least the first few pages.
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#40
You should kick John's ass for having a big mouth and getting you involved.

Thats just what i think.
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