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#2
This calls for a certain bannable fruit
GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN
#3
My child is pretty run-down. Should I still consider trading him/her?

Yes! One man’s garbage is another man’s gold, so don’t count your kid out of trading eligibility just because of bad skin, awkward arms or thick glasses. Many parents find these traits adorable in trades, especially if they find their child too handsome, too athletic or too intelligent. Do you consider those bad traits? Some trading parents do.


It's fake alright.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#4
I don't even want to know how you found that.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#6
Quote by Lemoninfluence
I don't even want to know how you found that.


I do
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#8
Quote by Ichikurosaki


You sir, have great tastes for little sisters.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#10
Quote by Lemoninfluence
I don't even want to know how you found that.

haha I just woke up and I made my usual rounds of website checks and I found that link on one of the sites I visit. If it's some sort of joke (like the true christian site. anyone remember that?) then I'm not in on it, so I figured I post it here and hope to have someone tell me it's not real.

If it's fake, it's hilarious.

If it's real, it's sad.
Banging on a trash can
Drumming on a street light
#11
That sir, is hilarious!
Who said I can't sig my own quote?
#14
I lol'd at the
sincewhen??

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Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#15

Name: Tony

Age: 8

Gender: Male

Physical Description: Boy

Medical History: Has had some colds and stomach flu maybe twice. No cancer, no AIDS, barely any Hepatitis (only A and that was years ago from a stuck needle thing but nothing lasting) and now he’s really strong and tall for his age and pretty fast too and not just when I mad.

Strengths: He’s a boy. Lots of families want a boy, like in Japan and Vietnam. Boys are great and everything, but I want a daughter. I want a little girl that plays with dolls and loves it when I buy her presents like makeup and jewelry.

Weaknesses: He’s a boy.

Agency Comments: Family seems pretty shaky. Child is fine, showed appropriate aptitude and psychological evaluation showed no real distressing emotional issues, but household may have addiction or gambling issues.

Desired Trade: Looking for girl child, age flexible from 5 to 15, and fixer-upper OK. Looking for a kid plus cash trade in the $30,000 range and up, but as long as it’s a daughter and she knows how to clean up after herself we’ll be all good. I want a precious little muffin who will call me daddy when I’m hugging her tight.
RULE BRITANNIA
#17
I'm trading in my brother for a model that doesn't talk constant shite...

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#18
What were you searching for on google when you got that website?!

Child pornography?!

you bad, bad, bad boy.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I still do it anyway...


Just for the lulz.
#21
Quote by FenrirXE
What were you searching for on google when you got that website?!

Child pornography?!

you bad, bad, bad boy.

haha read through the thread before you make a joke that's already been made
Banging on a trash can
Drumming on a street light
#22
Myth: There aren’t any good kids up for trade

Nothing could be further from the truth. As sure as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, value is on the spreadsheet of the particular. If you have a 2002 convertible and need a 2002 SUV, you could trade for value in kind and both parties would get the perfect deal. This is almost exactly the same, except that it’s with people instead of cars.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#23
Fake
FAQ "I can't log in to my account"
I can't find an option to register
#27
Quote by happytimeharry


Oh my god, this is something I would expect to hear an ad for in GTA!


I'm STILL facepalming at the TS and everyone else who's like "Noooo. probably not real. nah there's no register button. definitely not real.... probably..."

Of course it's not real you --
#28
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
I'm STILL facepalming at the TS and everyone else who's like "Noooo. probably not real. nah there's no register button. definitely not real.... probably..."

Of course it's not real you --


Huh, I thought that was pretty obvious...
#29
I'd take Olivia. She looks hot and she cracks eggs good.
Quote by Vermintide
I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#30
Quote by shakes23
I'd take Olivia. She looks hot and she cracks eggs good.


Yeah, 90% efficiency isn't bad at all.
#32
i loled at that
Gear
Epiphone Les Paul Special 2
ESP EX-400
Roland Cube-15
Bugera 6260 head
Home made 2x12 loaded with celestion G12t-100s


OPETH FTW
#33
Quote by happytimeharry


Oh my god, this is something I would expect to hear an ad for in GTA!


I think they had an ad about making your child genetically perfect. I can't remember how it went.
Quote by Vermintide
I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#34
Name: Janessa

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Physical Description: Fair skin with a number of freckles. Hair is not quite blonde or brown but a color in between. I wouldn’t say auburn but maybe a little more orange-ish than that.

Medical History: Ginger. Can not face the sun for fear she’ll evaporate on the spot like a God damned vampire.
Strengths: Highly visible in sheer darkness, stands out in a crowd, exceptional skill at collecting the sun’s rays and converting them to cancer.

Weaknesses: She’s a teenager but still a ginger kid, so she may or may not actually contain a soul.
Breasts are large and pale (milky, if you will, though not actually containing milk) but ass is likewise beyond the scope of average in matching degrees. She’s kind of a big girl.

Agency Comments: Psych and mental eval both came back inconclusive. Ginger girl was primarily unresponsive during testing, though maintained positive disposition and amiable temperament. Physical analysis confirmed evidence of fire crotch, so this one is ruby down to the bone hole. Barring late-teen chubby chick sex freaks, this one will be a pretty difficult trade.

We’d like a child with brown or blonde hair. Heck, we’d take a kid with no hair if that’s what you’re looking to move. Ages from about 4 to maybe 17 are okey dokey with us, but we need to make a transition soon because of reasons.
Put on some pants, its time to dance! -The Happy Phrase

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The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

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Banned because... Disaster, you good sir, are a f*cking genius!
#35
I can't really tell if this is for real or not... It's like Pat from SNL... wtf is it?

Myth: Child trading is bad for the kids

Only if by "bad" you mean "good."
#36
Quote by Disaster Area42
Medical History: Ginger. Can not face the sun for fear she’ll evaporate on the spot like a God damned vampire.
Strengths: Highly visible in sheer darkness, stands out in a crowd, exceptional skill at collecting the sun’s rays and converting them to cancer.

Weaknesses: She’s a teenager but still a ginger kid, so she may or may not actually contain a soul.
Breasts are large and pale (milky, if you will, though not actually containing milk) but ass is likewise beyond the scope of average in matching degrees. She’s kind of a big girl.


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#37
if its reall it sick.

if its fake. someone has too much time on their hands.

seriously that website is really well made.
My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war and
ribbons of euphoria
#39
It's not real! look at the bottom right - there's a link saying "Stop dog fights" or something like that, it links to a similar page, promoting these fights. See what they're doing here?

If you don't get it, then I think you need to be swapped for a smarter kid.
(excuse pathetic attempt at humour)

*Witty comment*
#40
Name: Tony

Age: 8

Gender: Male

Physical Description: Boy

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BassyJoey has a sweet toosh!
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