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is a total legend
She's paying for half of my tattoo and just booked a static caravan for me and my girlfriend,when she comes to visit in July

It's my mum's birthday in a week and I have NO idea what to get her, suggestions anyone?

Tim
#6
Quote by CountGrishnackh
ounce of the finest weed you can buy


Smoked out of a unicorn
I <3 Drugs.

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That never even ever really ends in the end-
Infinity spirals out creation.


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#8
Quote by Ez0ph
Smoked out of a unicorn

Where would the smoke come out so you could inhalate it?

Wait... I don't want to know, do I?
#9
Quote by TheQuailman
Well, organising a giant surprise-party is a start.


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and a unicorn.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#10
Quote by CountGrishnackh
ounce of the finest weed you can buy



this man wins
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#11
It's my mum's birthday in a week too (20th). I normally send her flowers, which is easy to do online, or if I'm poor I make her a card. Worked a lot better when I was nine come to think of it.
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#14
Quote by TheQuailman
Where would the smoke come out so you could inhalate it?

Wait... I don't want to know, do I?


Smoked out of a pipe made from a dead unicorn's horn...
#16
Get something thats meaningful instead of pricey on my mothers birthday i bought her all the seasons of The Walton's (she loves that show and grew up watching it) and my dad got flowers and you no the norm, well my mam still watches them all the time but the flowers they are dead and gone, so its all ways great to go with something meaningful, that was my honest helpfulness.........


Or just by her two unicorns!
Look in my eyes what do you see?
#18
Play her a damn song.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I still do it anyway...


Just for the lulz.
#24
give her an orgasm
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#25
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It's my mum's birthday in a week too (20th). I normally send her flowers, which is easy to do online, or if I'm poor I make her a card. Worked a lot better when I was nine come to think of it.

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Lol he means May 20th
I <3 Drugs.

The universe works on a math equation-
That never even ever really ends in the end-
Infinity spirals out creation.


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Quote by loonyguitarist


I believe the 20th is in reference to the date not her age
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#30
Quote by Raijin.xiii
give her an orgasm

seeing as she got TS one, it's only fair
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#31
Quote by angry armadillo
seeing as she got TS one, it's only fair


oh snap!
#33
um thanks guys...I'll go for a DVD or something, I'm pretty skint.
#35
Quote by _Tim_
um thanks guys...I'll go for a DVD or something, I'm pretty skint.

What does the tattoo look like?
#36
Quote by _Tim_
is a total legend
She's paying for half of my tattoo and just booked a static caravan for me and my girlfriend,when she comes to visit in July

It's my mum's birthday in a week and I have NO idea what to get her, suggestions anyone?

Tim


Pregnant.

Make your mum pregnant.

She will be the happiest woman alive once she gives birth. Childbirth to a woman is empowering.. She will never be able to thank you enough for giving her a child.

I mean, afterall... She has to put up with you Tim... Hell I can barely put up with you for five minutes. Your mother is a saint >_>

So yea...

Get her pregnant...

<_<
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#37
Quote by Dirk Gently
What's a "static caravan?"


I think they call them trailers in the states.

RR: The tattoo is a Darwinfish
#38
Quote by Guitardude19
Pregnant.

Make your mum pregnant.

She will be the happiest woman alive once she gives birth. Childbirth to a woman is empowering.. She will never be able to thank you enough for giving her a child.

I mean, afterall... She has to put up with you Tim... Hell I can barely put up with you for five minutes. Your mother is a saint >_>

So yea...

Get her pregnant...

<_<


Best idea yet
#39
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Unicorn.


Seriously, get her the unicorn.
But once you capture it with the help of your brothers and find that you're unable it to lead it back to her house, kill it, and give her the bloody, managled head.

I wonder if anyone will pick up on the literary reference. If so, the Pit will have become a ever so slightly brighter place....


(And it's not the Godfather.)
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#40
Get her a "chopper" motorbike (or whatever, pffft) and a studded leather jacket 'cause she sounds HXC!
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