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#1
Ok what if humans never had the idea to wear clothes.

That would mean that it would be considered "normal" to walk around naked (like in tribes and certain cultures)

how would the world be different if we all walked around NAKED!!!!
#4
We'd be cold, or hairy, or both.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#5
What if the notion of violence never came up :O
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What if the notion of violence never came up :O


What if there were no hypothetical questions??

but if there was no clothing, people would see more of some people than anybody should see... like the rolls under the rolls....



^and that will be other people
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#10
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I would see boobies more often...
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#11
it wouldnt be weird at all, because it would be our culture. we wouldnt even think twice about it. it would probably seem just as normal as seeing everyone clothed like we do now.
#13
There would be a lot more erections.
Which would make all the premature ejaculators get the floors wet and slippery.
Which would make all the naked people fall down and trip on each other.
Causing many unwanted pregnancies.
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If clothes weren't invented, in Quebec, you'd see a lot of small man-tools. It is so damn cold during winter...
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#17
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it wouldnt be weird at all, because it would be our culture. we wouldnt even think twice about it. it would probably seem just as normal as seeing everyone clothed like we do now.


and people would come up with questions like

what if we covered ourselves with cow skin?

eww! cover yourself? how weird!



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#18
We'd be more used to the sight of people naked, sex wouldn't be as pleasurable I think. Also, the winter would kill off a lot more people and the average life expectancy would be much lower.

Working in any industry involving sparks would be more risky too.
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#19
We couldn't imagine that as we are used to wearing clothes in civilized soicety.


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#21
We would be forced to see Gordon Brown, Madeline Albright, Michael Moore and Bill clinton naked

Oh, but the latter is no rare...

Or we would use Corpse Painting
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I'd have a continuous boner.

i dont think so..

i guess guys would just get more used to seeing naked women .
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micheal jackson would be happy
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I'd have a continuous boner.


Try to have a boner by imagining your parents/male friends/teachers/random males naked.
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#30
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Working in any industry involving sparks would be more risky too.



Coming from a person majoring in welding, I totally agree. It's bad enough with clothes on...
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Rape would be significantly easier.


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#32
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Ok what if humans never had the idea to wear clothes.

That would mean that it would be considered "normal" to walk around naked (like in tribes and certain cultures)

how would the world be different if we all walked around NAKED!!!!


If we never had the idea for clothes it would not feel or in theory be any different than wearing clothes...
#33
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There would be a lot more erections.
Which would make all the premature ejaculators get the floors wet and slippery.
Which would make all the naked people fall down and trip on each other.
Causing many unwanted pregnancies.


not if everyone was used to seeing everything.

One thing's for sure, the human population would be much smaller and confined to a smaller area, aka the rainforest. I just guessed rainforests because it's warm enough all year round and the sun wouldn't burn us to a crisp there.
#34
There would be no concept of marriage or anything like that. If we were horny we'd just grab the nearest person to us male or female and just start rooting. Sex would be just as insignificant breathing. Plus we'd go around throwing our poo at each other.
So we would pretty much be monkeys
#35
If people didn’t wear clothes? Life would be a whole lot better…
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#37
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Coming from a person majoring in welding, I totally agree. It's bad enough with clothes on...


Cooking with a frying pan wouldn't be advisable either.

EDIT: Time for a "Would you shag any of your teachers?" thread/hi-jack.
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i dont think so..

i guess guys would just get more used to seeing naked women .

No. Just no. Trust me on this.
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Cooking with a frying pan wouldn't be advisable either.

EDIT: Time for a "Would you shag any of your teachers?" thread/hi-jack.


Not now, but my secondary school music teacher (before she left) I would definitely tap.
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