#1
I had this argument a few weeks ago and basically it was about how zombie proof your house is and what could you do to make your defenses better
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#2
I have locks on my doors. I win.
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#3
I live in a land full of really really old people so the zombies will be moving extra slow
#4
theyr zombies for christs sake, just stab em in the head, or run away, they cant run!
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#6
destroy your stairs if you have em' and stay up there with all your supplies depending on how many zombies there are
#7
yeah, but there would be a lot of them so running wouldnt help much
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#10
amp against door, turn it up to 11! blow some skulls!
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#11
i live in an upstairs apt. the inherent problem with a zombie proof apt is that you will eventually need to restock on supplies.
#12
if theres anything we have learned from 'Dead Rising' its that we should weld our doors and have sum random guy called Otis to stand beside it
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#13
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amp against door, turn it up to 11! blow some skulls!


+1

i wana be with joe satriani steve vai paul gilbert yngwie malmsteem AND michael angelo batio when this occurs though

we can take em.
#14
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Yeah, it would be a good thing to have sledgehammers, samuraiswords and other cool stuff that you don't have to reload.

Dig a ditch around the house too. Mines in the lawn are cool, that way you know when they're coming.
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#15
need lots of lights too. need to be able to see the f***ers at night
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theyr zombies for christs sake, just stab em in the head, or run away, they cant run!


ever seen 28 days later....acording to that...they run pretty damn fast.
#17
throw records at them
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ever seen 28 days later....acording to that...they run pretty damn fast.

Small hole in your logic, in 28 days there were no zombies, they were humans infected with rage.
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Small hole in your logic, in 28 days there were no zombies, they were humans infected with rage.




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#20
Whoever gets killed by a zombie deserves to be killed in my opinion. How fucking slow must you be? And yea, what darkstar said. I got locks bitches.

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#21
Have a best friend named Leon Kennedy. Get a Dodge Ram 1500 with a HEMI and get some blades to put on the front of it.
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#23
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throw records at them

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meh, hammers FTW, I reccomend lump hammers with the heads on a broom stick. Not as heacy as a sledge hammer, so more manouverable.
#24
What you do is ration all your tinned food, a few gallons of water, and wait it out in the attic. Couldn't be simpler. Bonus points if you have access to the roof so military helicopters can see your HALP message.

The only reason people die in zombie movies is because the main characters are such gigantic retards, and decide they need to open the base defences to look for their girlfriend or something stupid. Anyone with half a brain would survive easily.
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Sounds like you need:

If thats achully real i need to get that for my friend, hes like zombie obsessed :S
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#28
Tape em up with Gaffa tape, crank up some Fall out boy on the stereo, aaaaaand rape them
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#31
''Home Alone'' ur house. It'll be ****in' hilarious.

And have a cricket bat handy.
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Small hole in your logic, in 28 days there were no zombies, they were humans infected with rage.

They could run in Dawn of the Dead, though.
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#34
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They could run in Dawn of the Dead, though.

Not in the real Dawn Of The Dead! And zombies have already gone through the processes of dying, such as rigor mortis, hence the term "Living Dead". Also the only part of the zombie that is still running is one small part of the brain. Everything else isn't running, without the heart to pump oxygen to the muscles they aren't going to work that well.
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Not in the real Dawn Of The Dead! And zombies have already gone through the processes of dying, such as rigor mortis, hence the term "Living Dead". Also the only part of the zombie that is still running is one small part of the brain. Everything else isn't running, without the heart to pump oxygen to the muscles they aren't going to work that well.



technicly speaking with out the heart pumping it would be impossible for them to move...
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#36
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''Home Alone'' ur house. It'll be ****in' hilarious.

And have a cricket bat handy.


That would be an epic movie!
#37
i got like 4 shotguns and aload of ammo.... i just going 2 get to tesco and get in there or just drive about looking for the police or army and join them.
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