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#1
So i saw petrina_678 thread on what if people didnt wear clothes,,,, and it got me thinking. If people didnt wear clothes then everyone would be naked all the time thus removing ALL need for porn:O:O:O

What would everyone do without porn, especially the pit.... the most sexually deprived beings since Mother Theresa????
#2
porn isnt just t3h nakedz, its t3h boning(and t3h oralz) too
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#4
I've gotta say that I prefer barrely dressed over naked


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#5
Er... people would still watch porn unless people started having sex in the streets and rape was made legal.
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I've gotta say that I prefer barrely dressed over naked

Same

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I've gotta say that I prefer barrely dressed over naked


+1
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#11
I would hate to have a consistent erection, i would probably accidently slam it in a car door or some door hinges....
#13
So maybe porn would turn into people with clothes on...?


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Woah, we'd totally get off on people wearing clothes I bet...

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porn isnt just t3h nakedz, its t3h boning(and t3h oralz) too



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#18
Nah.

If you're talking in a nudist sort of way, I used to know a nudist, and he told me there's nothing sexual about it.

He told me that a nudist country/world would never work due to certain people (paedos, rapists, pervs) who would corrupt it and make something sexual out of it.
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So maybe porn would turn into people with clothes on...?

That's pretty deep, man.
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a naked butcher must be rather funny.


hahahaha, yea, must be careful on the sausage front
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#22
Really, it does bring up the question of how we'd adjust.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't we just become de-sensitized more or less? Like we'd become used to it.
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What, you think being naked is porn?

Does that make me a pornstar?

no more than playing flute makes you a rockstar...
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no more than playing flute makes you a rockstar...




*throws flute in the bin*
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Why is everyone's avatar the same? I'm getting really confused. Looks like one guy is just posting and responding to himself.


Thats is because they are honoring a fellow UGer I think his name is Nick Grundy who has cancer I seen this in a thread the other day

anyway back on subject +1 to the guy that said something about getting off to people that are dressed
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naked = porn?


Yey, I sleep porn. I shower porn. I'm currently porn.

Porn is replacing naked in my vocabulary...


make a magazine.

#28
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hahahaha, yea, must be careful on the sausage front


I was more worried about lots of blood being splattered on his naked body...
#29
mmm.. If everybody was naked, men would be jacking off while walking home from work, after seeing a hot girl :p
#30
It would be a bad thing, because old, obese and ugly people would be naked, too. There would be an epidemic of impotence.
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Thats is because they are honoring a fellow UGer I think his name is Nick Grundy who has cancer I seen this in a thread the other day

anyway back on subject +1 to the guy that said something about getting off to people that are dressed


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It would be a bad thing, because old, obese and ugly people would be naked, too. There would be an epidemic of impotence.


What about the people who are old, obese and ugly all in one?

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What about the people who are old, obese and ugly all in one?

OH MY GOODNESS I'M LEAVING.


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#38
OH NOES!!1 DUN U DELETE MAH SEXEH pr0nz!1!1

I actually haven't looked at porn in over a month because my downstairs computer is broken. I have a good imagination .
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