#1
i were watching dr.phil with my mum.. and there was this girl i recognized so i said "i reognize that girl" later on they said she was a pornstar ..
my mum didnt say anything thank god.. it was akward enough
WOOOWWW , DUDE........... NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Last edited by RazorAlex93 at May 14, 2008,
#8
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i were wathing this like dr.phil with my mum.. and there was this girl i recognized so i said "i reognize that girl" later on they said she was a pornstar ..
my mum didnt say anything thank god.. it was akward enough



that was necessary.

also, I call shenanigans.
#13
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#14
Wathing ≠ A real word.

Also, why were you watching Dr. Phil?
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pics or she doesn't exist.

It sounds like there's plenty already.
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#22
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Wathing ≠ A real word.

Also, why were you watching Dr. Phil?


I've watched it occasionally, mostly when I sit down watching t.v. with something to eat and my mother is watching it.

Haha that's hilarious, at first I thought you knew her from like school or something, then i thought about it and was like... oh
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holy sh...a lot of you guys have the same avatar!!! i thought that it was the same guy saying everything.
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#28
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Wathing ≠ A real word.

Also, why were you watching Dr. Phil?


we were eating and my mum wanned to watch him
WOOOWWW , DUDE........... NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!
#30
It's GRAMMAR TIME.
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#32
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I've watched it occasionally, mostly when I sit down watching t.v. with something to eat and my mother is watching it.

Haha that's hilarious, at first I thought you knew her from like school or something, then i thought about it and was like... oh

That's what I thought at first too. Priceless.
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i were watching



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#36
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i were watching dr.phil with my mum.. and there was this girl i recognized so i said "i reognize that girl" later on they said she was a pornstar ..
my mum didnt say anything thank god.. it was akward enough


that happened to me too

only that I was in school taking a summer class and i would talk to this girl(she was obviously a ho) and

when i finished the class a week passed by and i decided to watch some porn

(fap night, back in the days) and I saw her and i'm like WTF.

so yeah..............she was getting ****ed hard.

dammit