#1
So i came upon this riddle on the internet. next to it it said that 97% of Harvard students couldnt solve it, but 84% of kindergarteners could. here it is:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Does anyone know the answer?
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#5
air?
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#6
"I can't answer this"
i win.
EDIT

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are 'looking' at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.
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#10
the question is... do YOU know it?
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#13
not a clue.
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#16
i think its pressure, that sounded good
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#18
is he right?????
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i think its pressure, that sounded good

Kindergarteners would not know that.
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#24
Can you guess the riddle? is the last line so the answer is no. That's why kindergarteners got it but Harvard students did not
#25
umm... i think the last line is the key part, they're asking if you know the riddle, not the answer. so the answer is the riddle.

EDIT: damn, beaten to it.
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#29
The answer is No you can't. The question is "can you guess this riddle?", no you can't.
#31
just give us the ****ing answer man, I want to sleep at some point
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I'm sure the answer was said numerous times.
No.
#33
Actually, all these fools are wrong...the answer is


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#34
It is Water.


I turn polar bears white - Snow, and the cold will make them lose pigment.


and I will make you cry. - Tears


I make guys have to pee - Water makes you have to pee


and girls comb their hair. - Water = Curls/frizz

I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities. - Water washes off all makeup

I turn pancakes brown - Boiling water

and make your champane bubble. Pressurized, for carbonation.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. - Water balloon

If you look at me, you'll pop. - under a lot of water, too much pressure.

Can you guess the riddle?
#35
You know, the answer for the question could be yes or no, but that isn't the answer to the riddle...

the question states "can you answer the riddle?", it means the question is not part of the riddle...

In fact, since that question is not part of the riddle, the riddle lacks a question, therefore it is not a riddle...

Answer:No I can't answer because this is not a riddle




Could be though, but I keep with my answer if there is indeed a "what am I?" question.
#36
The correct answer is the Sun.

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#37
no way its pressure...little kindergardeners would never figure that out. im going with god or nothing here