Page 1 of 2
#1
I like to stalk people in Grand Theft Auto 4.

Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I'll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc.

While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair.

I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend.

They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.

Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Juction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bash their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stomping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad.

I thought to myself, "Why can that man not be me?" "Is he any better than me?" "Why wouldn't she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it.

I set forth a plan. I will kill him. Take up my new identity as him. And me and the blond will live happily together forever.

John and Sara(This is the name I have given them) hail for a taxi and enter one. This was my chance. My moment of truth was here, I could set forth and become what I craved and desired to be. I got in front of the taxi that the couple was in. I pulled the driver out of the cab and killed him in cold blood. The man stepped out, he was ready to kill me. He lusted for blood, the blood of me. I know what I had to do. I empty my shotgun in his face, the man formerly known as John is dead. He is no more, this chapter of his life has ended and mine starts. I am now who I always wanted too be. I steal the taxi and drive away with his wife/girlfriend in the back.

I had never been so happy in my life! Then...

Screaming.

She screams.

She wants out.

She doesn't want me.

She fears me, hates me, loathes me. She feels everything towards me, but still does not love me.

How could this happen? Why does she not love me? Is there something wrong with me? What could I have done?

I'm thrown into a maelstrom of feelings, mostly guilt, and hatred towards my self. But most of all sadness. She doesn't want me, those words kept ringing in my head.

I knew what I had to do. I drive her whilst her screaming like a banshee. I reach my destination. The cliff next to Mikhail Faustin's house. If you've ever seen this part of the game there are rocks and old cars that seems from the '50s, and '60s at the bottom.

I rev my engine. She screams even louder. I drive faster, faster, and faster. Her death curling scream gets louder, louder, and louder.

We fly off the edge.

Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy.

We both plummet to bottom and die instantaneously. They will never know who killed John, or the cab driver Shafeeq. They will never find the body of Sara or Niko Bellic. The ocean mixed with gasoline fueled fire will ruin any traces of either of our pasts or future.

I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.
              ┌────────────┐
            |  Jet fuel     |
            |  Can't melt    |
            |  Steel Beams  |
            └─────┰──────┘
                    
Last edited by Godly Moose at May 14, 2008,
#4
I think you need a little fresh air...
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#5
Quote by bendystraw
so... you're gay?


So the lust of a young blond makes me homosexual? Then I am a homosexual.
              ┌────────────┐
            |  Jet fuel     |
            |  Can't melt    |
            |  Steel Beams  |
            └─────┰──────┘
                    
#6
That's just cruel man, I have to wait for the ****ing game to come put on the PC before I can waste that much time stalking people
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#9
i thought this was gonna be lame unllike your other threads, but then the bottomr caught me off guard
#10
Whats with all the threads posting gigantic wall of text stories popping up all of a sudden?
I refuse to put anything that masturbates my ego in my sig.
#11
That was awesome. Most creative thing done with GTA
Rag Mop Do Do Duh DoDo Dedo Do!!!!!

R_A_G_G_M_O_P_P

RAGMOP
#14
Lol sounds like fun... Try skydiving off the empire state building with her, ...without a parachute
#15
Quote by Godly Moose
So the lust of a young blond makes me homosexual? Then I am a homosexual.

no, the lust of pixels makes you a technosexual. don't worry, in ten years, there will be sexbots that always think you are attractive.
#16
Quote by faultyy
That's just cruel man, I have to wait for the ****ing game to come put on the PC before I can waste that much time stalking people


Good luck. The way things are going with piracy nowadays, i wouldn't be surprised if they didn't even release it on PC
#18
Quote by HighPotency
Good luck. The way things are going with piracy nowadays, i wouldn't be surprised if they didn't even release it on PC


I thought it was coming out in October? If I hear it's definately not coiming out for the PC I'l have to buy a modded x box 360 and download it just to spite the ****s
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#20
I need to get that game now.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#22
your ideas intrigue me.

>.>
<.<
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#24
Quote by bendystraw
no, the lust of pixels makes you a technosexual. don't worry, in ten years, there will be sexbots that always think you are attractive.


There was only one Sara. There will never be another. These sexbots will only fulfill my lust to put my genitals into holes. I will never love again. My heart will always have Sara thee lovethed on it, written in her blood and sweet memories.
              ┌────────────┐
            |  Jet fuel     |
            |  Can't melt    |
            |  Steel Beams  |
            └─────┰──────┘
                    
#28
For your own sake, turn off the game and go outside. Have a real life instead of one that disappears when you hit reset.
#30
haha oh godly moose...

you have never failed to make me chuckle.

i gotta try that sometime though when i get the game.
#31
Read the whole thing, the end caught me off guard.. Great story, lol.
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
I masturbationed on my bus driver.
Quote by bob farrell
This man speaks the truth. Pleez to be videoing your horrific death kthxbai.
#32
Quote by smb
For your own sake, turn off the game and go outside. Have a real life instead of one that disappears when you hit reset.


+1

seriously man.......you might want to get some air.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#33
That was the perfect description of how detailed the NPC's really are.


Gear:
Rickenbacker 620
Vox Valvetronix AD60VTX
Snarling Dog Whino Wah
Not Enough cables
I can't relate to the never ending games you play.
#35
Quote by smb
For your own sake, turn off the game and go outside. Have a real life instead of one that disappears when you hit reset.


"life does not have a reset button lazlow"
"no, but this show does... ahh I love that button"

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#36
Lazlow > any other jokes on GTA

"You know, you just sometimes have to put another man's face in the hot dog water."
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#37
Wow, that was alot more detailed than any of the GTA storylines I've thought of. But I don't have IV yet...

But really, how can you play GTA without stalking peple?
"A guitar is the human soul, speaking with just six strings..."- Eddie Lee

Irvine Kinneas of the Final Fantasy Elite - PM me, Ichikurosaki, Gallagher2006, or Deliriumbassist to join!
#40
You convey emotion really well...but that's f'in creapy
Why I Love Spanish Women

I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


Quote by Kensai
Dude, relax. Don't be so rape about things.
Page 1 of 2