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#1
hmmmm

this is kinda ****

ive an ex gf

and shes fckin' hot

and i wanna do the deed with her hahahaha

i know a place

but how do i tell her?


lols :P
#4
I don't like anything about your post...

go ask her politely, if she wants to engage in intercourse with you.
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#6
go outside her house and play closer by NIN on a boom box

in all honesty do it.
also once you doo the deed, pics or it didn't happen
#7
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I don't like anything about your post...

go ask her politely, if she wants to engage in intercourse with you.


And when she says no to, rape her
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#8
first, learn some proper grammar. "HUUR LOLS I WAs wondrins like do you wants sex /w me now lols?"
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#9
How about....

Go out and get a newer, HOTTER girlfriend?

Exes are something to stay away from in my experience.
#10
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And when she says no to, rape her


exactly
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
- Scott Adams

No they don't, and UG is proof...
#12
Quote by chll
i typed it in less than 30 secs sori


would writing "sorry" take you any longer than "sori"?
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- Scott Adams

No they don't, and UG is proof...
#13
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Learn proper grammar and spelling. I hear chicks dig that.

It's true. I sure so.
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t3gan? Coming to the UK?

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#16
Quote by Canne
would writing "sorry" take you any longer than "sori"?


I guess thats what happens when we put under-educated under-age and half retarded in breaded people with a keyboards, or he's retarded, they both seem to have the same IQ and sense of grammar.
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the cops will lie to you. accept it. believing things they say is the intellectual equivalent of sticking your dick in a pencil sharpener.


R.I.P Samantha
#18
Quote by chll
which is which? writting or writing?


/facepalm
I give up
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the cops will lie to you. accept it. believing things they say is the intellectual equivalent of sticking your dick in a pencil sharpener.


R.I.P Samantha
#21
It may be better in the long run for humanity if threadstarter doesn't procreate.
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#23
Originally posted by Ichikurosaki
lul wat

srsly eh?
lolol :|


if this is what you call proper typing, grammar and spelling i would end my life
#28
You don't. Most outright request for sex are denied. You have to work up to it.
#31
Quote by chll
hmmmm

this is kinda ****

ive an ex gf

and shes fckin' hot

and i wanna do the deed with her hahahaha

i know a place

but how do i tell her?


lols :P


wait...what?
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#32
Quote by chll
yah i think she'll be too shy to agree

No, I think she'll consider you a sleazy freak for asking outright to have sex with her.
She's your ex for a reason, man.

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#33
Quote by chll
which is which? writting or writing?




are you a fucking retard? how'd you even get a gf to start with?
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Quote by chll
i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
#34
try to read the first page

actually it's a correction

someone stupid typed it
#36
lol this guy fails.. two facepalms on one page
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i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
#38
well dude she's your ex.. think about it for a second...
also why do you want to ask if she is going to be too shy?

this is beyond me
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i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
#39
the question is hot to ask sex

ahah

and i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
#40
LOL this is fucking hilarious lol
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i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
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