#2
My brother's friend left his python at our house for a month. I hated that thing. I didn't even enter the room it was in for the entire month. I'm more afraid of spiders, however.
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#3
i like snakes.. as long as they're away from me and behind glass or something..
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#4
Snakes don't bother me really, I quite like them. I would be slightly bothered if an angry poisnous one was within striking range of me though.
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#5
I like snakes, i would get one but im not that great at keeping things secure.

I've held some huge ones in Australia but only small ones since.
#6
One time I was at the zoo with my cousin, my aunt and my uncle. There was this big snake behind the glass, and my stupid cousin was poking the window, and obviously annoying the snake. And I kept thinking.. man.. I wish that snake would be out of there and scare the hell out of my cousin. And then the strangest thing happened, the glass disappeared and the snake chased my cousin around. Then it left the zoo. Man, that was a crazy day.
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#7
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One time I was at the zoo with my cousin, my aunt and my uncle. There was this big snake behind the glass, and my stupid cousin was poking the window, and obviously annoying the snake. And I kept thinking.. man.. I wish that snake would be out of there and scare the hell out of my cousin. And then the strangest thing happened, the glass disappeared and the snake chased my cousin around. Then it left the zoo. Man, that was a crazy day.




I used to enjoy making clay models of snakes.

Doing the feet was the hard part.
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#8
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One time I was at the zoo with my cousin, my aunt and my uncle. There was this big snake behind the glass, and my stupid cousin was poking the window, and obviously annoying the snake. And I kept thinking.. man.. I wish that snake would be out of there and scare the hell out of my cousin. And then the strangest thing happened, the glass disappeared and the snake chased my cousin around. Then it left the zoo. Man, that was a crazy day.


That sounds like something crazy from Barry Plotter, where you by any chance violated latter on by a big shaggy man in a wooden cabin ?
#9
I like snake. But then he became old and shit and had to jack off to magazines to get his stamina back.
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#10
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I used to enjoy making clay models of snakes.

Doing the feet was the hard part.

"Snakes" is what he told everyone they were.
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#11
He was obviously referring to Harry Potter.

Relatively clever, given the circumstances.

EDIT: Damnit, 3 people posted while I typed that.
#12
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He was obviously referring to Harry Potter.

Relatively clever, given the circumstances.

EDIT: Damnit, 3 people posted while I typed that.

Harry Potter was referring to ME.
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#13
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"Snakes" is what he told everyone they were.


That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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#14
We used to catch snakes at the creek by my grandma's house when I was little. And my brother and I brought home a bucketful of snakes, there had to be twenty baby snakes in that bucket. My grandma flipped out. She was using meth at the time, so I'm surprised she didn't kill us for it.

David eventually got bit by a copper head and had to be in the hospital for the week.
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#15
I usually buy thirty snakes a year, then comes friggen St. Patricks day, and I have to start all over again...
#16
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I usually buy thirty snakes a year, then comes friggen St. Patricks day, and I have to start all over again...

seriously? or...
#17
a friend of mine (back when I lived in the US) had a snake...he even brought it to school once...it was a python (very small for a python though)...that things was cool. I wouldn't touch rattle snakes though.
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#18
do you ever wish you were snake? yeah, you do.

i think they're cool. i still have never grasped the concept of snake sex though.
#19
Can't stand them since they hijacked my plane.

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do you ever wish you were snake? yeah, you do.

i think they're cool. i still have never grasped the concept of snake sex though.

Well, they basically look like funny coloured shlongs with eyes, nostrils and a mouth. Bah, rule 34 strikes again I believe.
#22
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I hate snakes, I'm genuinely afraid of them, I really can't stand them.


Exactly the same with me...hate the things.

On another note a teacher at our school was once on holiday somewhere and after returning from agame of golf found a python near his child who was asleep... so he took out one of his golf clubs and smacked the pythons head clean off....
#23
Ive had it with all these ****in snakes on UG!
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