#1
yup.. some people really are dumb

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EDIT: gotta love the one that accedently gives his gun to the shop owner


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Last edited by noxiosimitator at May 15, 2008,
#4
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I gotta love how most Darwin Award stories are obviously entirely fictional

Also, Youtube is broke


I thought they had to be non-fiction!
#5
someone posts something about this every other week! please use the frickin' searchbar.
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#7
Wow, what a bitch at the end there.
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#8
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someone posts something about this every other week! please use the frickin' searchbar.


pleas read frigging frenchy's post about not nagging about people making double threads before you show up acting cool

EDIT: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=852253&highlight=open+letter+to+the+pit there


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#9
Lol at guy falling through roof
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#10
I saw something once. The thief was in that store, he said he wanted some change for his 20$ bill. As soon as the cashier opened the cash register, the guy stole it, leaving his 20$ bill on the counter.

The man realised that there was only 15$ in the cash register. He lost 5$ in his theft.
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#11
I remember on a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago like back in 97 about a guy robbing a gun shop with a knife.
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#13
These aren't Darwin Awards, since none of them died.

Also, I didn't really get what was happening in some of them. Most of them just involve retaliation by the shopkeeper or a civilian, it's not really stupidity on the criminal's part.
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These aren't Darwin Awards, since none of them died.

Also, I didn't really get what was happening in some of them. Most of them just involve retaliation by the shopkeeper or a civilian, it's not really stupidity on the criminal's part.


shhht I'm just enjoying them getting caught


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#16
my favourite one is about two gay guys who find out that the pressure pump at the petrol station can be used for anal pleasure, apparently one of them was found on the wall 20 m away.
#18
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Lol at guy falling through roof


Ive seen that so many times, still funny!
#19
1:25!! what the ****
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#20
Hehe, smooth
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#21
Love the guy who goes to pull the gun out, and drops it, and allows the cashier to pick it up.
#22
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Love the guy who goes to pull the gun out, and drops it, and allows the cashier to pick it up.


to me that's the best part, the part that the would be robber pooped in his pants (I got the impression) and tried to scram.
#23
The Darwin Awards are only given out to people who die doing stupid thingies.
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#24
The guys at the end were just cruel. When she was on the ground screaming "I can't!", they still tased her. What a bunch of dicks. And the guy who beat down that kid with his truncheon just for flipping him off.
American police fail.
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#25
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The guys at the end were just cruel. When she was on the ground screaming "I can't!", they still tased her. What a bunch of dicks. And the guy who beat down that kid with his truncheon just for flipping him off.
American police fail.



You're telling me that that lady didn't deserve to be tased, and that kid didn't deserve to get his ass kicked?
#26
Quote by flame843
You're telling me that that lady didn't deserve to be tased, and that kid didn't deserve to get his ass kicked?

Yes

As stupid as the kid may have been he didn't deserve to get the crap beaten out of him

And the police officers with the woman in the car could have been more patient
#28
dudes, Have You Seen 1:20??????
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#29
wow, next time somebody flips me off i'm going to beat the **** out of them with a big black stick, let's see how that goes over.

they were pretty damn funny though.


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