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#1
pretty straight forward


just anything stupid that your proud of

ex: having sex in a submarine, hooked rockets up to you bicycle and broke 80mph

i dunno anything rediculous
#3
i got my friend to whip me across the back with the wire of a phone charger once
upon discussing Shay Laren..

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and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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#6
I'm not telling you - don't want to further tarnish my reputation here
#7
I had a artillery shell fight (the fireworks that go up in the air and explode like they do at baseball events)

As in, my friends and I shot them at each other from behind pieces of plywood.

I got a 2,d degree burn on my left shoulder.

Worth it, though.

(Back when I was 19)
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#8
kissed 3 other guys.
I'm straight.
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#9
I once tried to do a handstand, and I ended up breaking my ringfinger.
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#10
Pretty much anything stupid i've done that ended in me getting hurt i'm proud of. Makes for good stories. I can't think of anything in particular though...

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#11
i once rode a barbie jeep down a big ass hill and crashed.

on two separate occasions. I actually got them both on video.

links

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=7472023
just watch the beginning of this one ^ the rest is pointless.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0kX-rYmaH7A
this one has like 3 crashes in it.
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#12
I killed TS.
I <3 Drugs.

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#13
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Left this thread.


and that's stupid...?

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srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#14
this past semester of college i skipped a final and still got the A...
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#15
I tied a shopping cart to my car and got a friend of mine to ride in the shopping cart while I drove the car aound his neighborhood.

Needless to say hilarity ensued...especially after the shopping cart hit a speed bump and he went flying out the cart.
#16
I had sex with a bike and then hooked up rockets to my submarine and broke 80 mph (while having sex with it).
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#17
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#18
At marching band, my friend and I both threw our trumpets up as high as we could to see if we could catch it. Mine hit the ground and trumpet crap flew in all directions. I cut my ear shaving last night. I had shaving cream on my ear and wanted it off. I soaked my contacts in hydrogen peroxide and didnt wash them off in the morning. That hurts.

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#19
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I tied a shopping cart to my car and got a friend of mine to ride in the shopping cart while I drove the car aound his neighborhood.

Needless to say hilarity ensued...especially after the shopping cart hit a speed bump and he went flying out the cart.


Similar thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago. Me and my mates went out to this rock club in town and got absolutely shit-faced. On the way back up into the town centre (as we were seeing everybody off to their nightbus stops, cab ranks, etc), he found a shopping trolley and asked me to get in

He pushed me up to the top of the road, then turned it around pushed it down again. As soon as I hit the curb, I went flying out and landed with all my body weight on my hands.

I'm going to the hospital tomorrow to get my left arm x-rayed.
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#20
At a festival in the Isle of Wight, I saw a plate with a sausage on. Needless to say I took a dump on it, there were 3 sausages when I left.
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#22
got ****-faced on a school trip and puked my guts out in the back of the bus...drinking and getting driven...no fun
#23
I bought a Death Note from China and immediately watched the news, filling a page out for the first person I saw die on it

It was an old man. He fell asleep while cooking and his house burnt down.
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#24
as my supervisor at work was about to sit down, i pulled back the chair he bailed on the floor.

Everyone laughed...but he took it pretty seriously.
#25
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Similar thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago. Me and my mates went out to this rock club in town and got absolutely shit-faced. On the way back up into the town centre (as we were seeing everybody off to their nightbus stops, cab ranks, etc), he found a shopping trolley and asked me to get in

He pushed me up to the top of the road, then turned it around pushed it down again. As soon as I hit the curb, I went flying out and landed with all my body weight on my hands.

I'm going to the hospital tomorrow to get my left arm x-rayed.

Oh man, your friends sound like my friends.
#26
I jumped out of a cab going 40 K's while absolutely smashed, AND landed on my feet. That was so lucky and ridiculously stupid that it's kind of legendary with my friends now.

Me + Vodka = bad news.
#28
Got a bunch of my friends to spray 37 cans of axe on me, lit me on fire and ran down a hall at school screaming "THE SNOWMEN ARE COMMING". My school's very strict about even talking in the halls so i got 15 days out.
I put my tongue in between the irons on a hairstraightener and clamped down.
Let a fat give me the wrestling move "The pedigree". Suspended.
Asked one of my teachers if her shower gel irritates her crotch. Once again, suspended.
I had a full cigarette in math class. Suspended.

oh wait, proud?
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#29
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I jumped out of a cab going 40 K's while absolutely smashed, AND landed on my feet. That was so lucky and ridiculously stupid that it's kind of legendary with my friends now.

Me + Vodka = bad news.


That's the most successful thing I've heard all day

Let's see, stupid and proud...the time I jumped onto the back of a FedEx truck on a school field trip, accidentally snorted hot chocolate mix, locked someone in a closet for half a period at school, accidentally singlehandedly destroyed thousand dollar golf clubs (invovles my school's storage room and a dropped case of sodas), etc.
#30
I have a cut on my hand from trying to open a cd player package with a pocket knife.
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#31
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That's the most successful thing I've heard all day



Just last night, I was having an awesome time at my Uni's bar, and wound up getting 3 air brush tattoos of a puppy in my inner bicep, a heart with the inscription 'Bad Girl' on my shoulder and a unicorn across my neck. Haha, I woke up and was like wtf?!!?....oh yea. Niiiice!
#32
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although, i'm not proud of it
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#33
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+1

although, i'm not proud of it
facebook sucks dick
I think it's stupid, but I'm enjoying myself with it. Plus the obvious communications benefits.
#34
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I think it's stupid, but I'm enjoying myself with it. Plus the obvious communications benefits.

i suppose
but myspace is significantly better for communication and everything else

and the Pit is just plain awesome
lol
#35
I've only swam in a duck pond and used the algae for camo for bullfrog hunting
#36
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i once rode a barbie jeep down a big ass hill and crashed.

on two separate occasions. I actually got them both on video.

links

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=7472023
just watch the beginning of this one ^ the rest is pointless.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0kX-rYmaH7A
this one has like 3 crashes in it.


Me too. I went down a 50 or so degree slope in a power wheels lambo, ended up going completely sideways, flipped, and landed in a stream.
It was worth it though.
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#39
-Thrown dog turd at a house
-Ridden a flaming bicycle into a lake
-"Parasnowboarded" across a feild and into some bleachers
-Ridden down a steep hill in a Fischer-Price kiddie car, Hit a boulder and barrel-rolled the rest of the way
-Bought a POS $50 Guitar from a pawn shop... Returned it the next day
-Secretley ridden in the back of my buddies truck down a street until someone noticed I was there and he jammed on the brakes, and I was thrown over and onto the hood
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