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#1
not a black dude failing but this is typical of me and my family...

round my aunts, a programme was on that had winston from the ghostbusters films in it (who was the black one just to clarify ) my uncle said 'thats him outta ghostbusters.' me?... 'oh was he the black one?' FAIL!

later on, in an advert, the dude who played kunta kinte in roots was in it, my dad: 'oh he played Kunta in roots when he was younger.' my aunt: 'nah he was toby wasn't he?!' same dude aunt! FAIL!

upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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#2
Oh God not again...
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#3
wow.....
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#8
I am very angry right now.
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I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#10
not the responses i was expecting...
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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#12
You see, this is why we need The Pear....
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#16
Quote by little david
not the responses i was expecting...

What the hell were you expecting? No one can understand your story. I have no idea what you're talking about.
#18
i just thought they were funny
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

Quote by meh17
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#19
Quote by little david
i just thought they were funny


Maybe they were. Mind telling us what happened? Not this riff-raff.
D:
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#21
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What the hell were you expecting? No one can understand your story. I have no idea what you're talking about.


if you dont understand that then what chance have you got with anything else? its straight forward enough isnt it?
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

Quote by meh17
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#23
I've seen more epic black dude failing.
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#24
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Coffee


I like the Starbucks coffee you get in bottles at the gas station. Delicious
#27
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Is superior to



what a blind bloke with a hairband around his eyes? why do blind blokes wear sunglasses? you dont see deaf people with earplugs in do you?
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

Quote by meh17
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#28
^I'm lost again?
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#29
Quote by little david
what a blind bloke with a hairband around his eyes? why do blind blokes wear sunglasses? you dont see deaf people with earplugs in do you?


What The F...
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#30
Quote by Masamune
Not really


what dont you understand about it? i just thought they were funny so i thought id share them
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

Quote by meh17
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#33
Quote by little david
what dont you understand about it? i just thought they were funny so i thought id share them


We don't understand what you're trying to say. It's like you jumbled a bunch of words together and expect us to form the sentence.
D:
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#34
am i talking chinese or something the stories are straight forward enough if you dont know what theyre saying then i dunno what to say
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

Quote by meh17
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#35
Quote by little david
what a blind bloke with a hairband around his eyes? why do blind blokes wear sunglasses? you dont see deaf people with earplugs in do you?


I'm partly deaf and I wear earplugs when I'm playing gigs.

You're a fuckin' idiot; TS
#36
Quote by little david
what dont you understand about it? i just thought they were funny so i thought id share them

After I read it over a couple times, I think I understand it now. You saw the black dude from ghostbusters on tv and then asked your uncle if he was the black one. Then you realized that was a stupid question.

The second one I don't really understand because I don't know about that movie. (tv show, whatever)
#37
Quote by Roughage
I'm partly deaf and I wear earplugs when I'm playing gigs.

You're a fuckin' idiot; TS

yeah werent my joke mate my bad
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

Quote by meh17
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#38
Quote by Masamune
After I read it over a couple times, I think I understand it now. You saw the black dude from ghostbusters on tv and then asked your uncle if he was the black one. Then you realized that was a stupid question.

The second one I don't really understand because I don't know about that movie. (tv show, whatever)

yeah your there mate i meant was he the black ghostbuster and not just a black dude from ghostbusters
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

Quote by meh17
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#39
Quote by little david
yeah werent my joke mate my bad
Everytime you type something, my urge for the pear rises....
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#40
Quote by Just Andrew
Everytime you type something, my urge for the pear rises....


go on then dude give me the pear
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

Quote by meh17
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