#1
i need a way to convince my mom to not make me go to school on monday. no one is goin and the teachers dont want us, but she insits that i have to go cause "its a school day". Basicaly, tuesday we go for half a day to practice graduation, then come back that night and graduate. so monday is useless. any ideas?
#5
if youre graduating shouldnt you have a car? or a friend with one?

just show up and leave
#8
you are a senior? quit being a puss and skip. whats the matter with you?

EDIT:

saw that its middle school. who cares though? skip anyway, its just school. i skipped most of high school and i still got into medicine.
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#10
oh I thought you were a senior but just leave the house then ditch
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#11
ok, i guess i could just hang out at mcdonalds all day, but do i have to keep buyin stuff to stay or wat?
#12
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ok, i guess i could just hang out at mcdonalds all day, but do i have to keep buyin stuff to stay or wat?

Hang out at the mall with your friends or something.

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#14
Deal with it?
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#18
its a holiday on monday in canada, no school ftw!
but yeah, show up, then leave, or just leave.
the guy who posted the laxative idea has the right thing goin, too.

EDIT: hanging out at mcdonalds all day sounds pretty fail.
especially if your mom wants a big mac and sees you there
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Last edited by Peacefrog Hotel at May 15, 2008,