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#1
ok so my english teacher teaches english to freshmen and seniors and today she was telling us about how she sent this one freshmen outside the class today
the freshmen was siting across the room at his desk which is opposite the teachers and during silent reading she looks over and thinks hes texting under his seat so my teacher looks under the table from where she is sitting and she immediately realizes that hes masturbating so she immediately yells WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO OUTSIDE and she starts to write his refferal paper she tells us that one of the students told her "you know hes probably finishing up out there"
ah that made me laugh all day
its funny because hes a freshmen and now hes going to be known as the kid who masturbated in class
and after that while she was telling the class about this she told us how their used to be a chronic masturbater in the school a few years back which is kind of creepy...
so pit any related stories of stupid freshmen?
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#2
Every single freshman in the history of freshman is an idiot. It's just the way the world works.

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#3
Hey, I'm a freshman but I'm not that stupid.

My biology teacher once told my class a story about how one of her past students was masturbating in class, then wiped his hands on the bottom of the desk when he was done. The desk has long since been thrown away, luckily.
#5
Kid said he had an 8 incher at a party full of seniors. He got the paddle, Hard.
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#7
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LOL classic. My sister is in the same class as that kid. LAWL!

dude so is my couson lawl
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#8
lol whats funny is im a senior and a freshman at the same time. ahhhh.....life hates me lol
#9
Thank god most people think I'm a senior when they see me.
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#12
lol NICE!
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#13
I'm a freshman ...

...But you like Skankin' Pickle, so I forgive you.
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#14
She should've just tried finished him off. He probably would've freaked out.
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LOL classic. My sister is in the same class as that kid. LAWL!

LOL he was probably jerkin it to your sister
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#16
Only the girl was a freshman, but earlier last week a sophomore guy and the girl got caught having sex in the I.S.S. Elevator. It was pretty hilarious. The guy got 180-days suspension and the girl got 90-days.

We have fun picturing what our teachers' reactions would be if you were the one that caught them.
And before anyone mentions it, we've already done enough "Love in an Elevator" references (song by Aerosmith).
#18
oh god...how did somebody not say something earlier?!

stupid immature freshmen....but that's so hilarious
#19
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LOL he was probably jerkin it to your sister

not cool
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#20
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Only the girl was a freshman, but earlier last week a sophomore guy and the girl got caught having sex in the I.S.S. Elevator. It was pretty hilarious. The guy got 180-days suspension and the girl got 90-days.

We have fun picturing what our teachers' reactions would be if you were the one that caught them.
And before anyone mentions it, we've already done enough "Love in an Elevator" references (song by Aerosmith).

my math teacher told us the reason why she stopped letting people go to the bathroom was because once this one girl was gone for more then half the period and so they sent one of the campus security folk to look for her and they found her having sex on the bathroom floor which is nasty cuzz it was the boys bathroom and most of the time the floors are covered in piss
the ap made the dude call the girls dad and tell him what happened
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#21
was the teacher hot? He was probably using her as material.

my friend during senior year told me there was this guy in his spanish class who pocket pulled like every day, and everyone always made fun of him and everything, but he never even responded, he just kept on pulling. Quite odd.
#22
Freshmen suck
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was the teacher hot? He was probably using her as material.

my friend during senior year told me there was this guy in his spanish class who pocket pulled like every day, and everyone always made fun of him and everything, but he never even responded, he just kept on pulling. Quite odd.

NO
she is on the corpulent side if you will
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#28
I ****ing hate freshmen. And I don't like the "u were one once" BS either cuz I hated freshmen when I was a freshmen. And this years are dumber than us. Next year doesn't look any better.


But once we were watching the "slideshow" (the STD example slideshow) and a kid was wacking his wang to it (wtf) and it got all over the girl in front of him.
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But once we were watching the "slideshow" (the STD example slideshow) and a kid was wacking his wang to it (wtf) and it got all over the girl in front of him.

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#30
i know im gonna walk in next year and see all the freshman and just facepalm at how immature i was back then (which is right now actually)
#33
I'm a freshmen, mildly stupid but not an ass. I don't much like the freshman class, but I don't understand people who hate freshmen with a passion. I can't say anyone's whipped it out and beat it right in class...yet....

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#35
Was there not a kid sitting behind him?......or near him?
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#37
Not all freshmen are idiots. I don't act stupid around upperclassmen. I move out of the way when they walk through, I dont do stupid things in class, and I respect just about everyone...
#39
It's freshmen like that that give freshmen a bad name. Actually it isn't, I'm a freshman and I can't stand most of the class
#40
The majority of freshman are just like that. There's really nothing you can change about it. I think it's because they're so used to being awesome in the 8th grade, they just can't grasp the fact that they suck again.
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