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I was eating lunch, as I assume most of you do, and really enjoying my nachos and cheeseburger. I was doing great till a kid 2 or 3 seats down from me was about halfway through his 3rd tray of food. He was chowing down on some country pork steak and out of nowhere he pukes the first 2 trays of food back up onto his mashed potatoes.

I was a little grossed out, cause you know its puke right next to you, but get this - the kid still eats the potatoes. Even with his lunch covered in half-digested meat and taters and god knows what else, he eats it. He ate his own goddamn puke.

What possesses a person to do this??? And no he isn't retarded or anything. I've been sitting near this kid for the whole year, I don't actually know him, and I never saw this coming.

Anyone else here eaten their own vomit?
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That is pretty gross haha.
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#13
No, I can't say I have, as it tasted bad enough on the way out, I'd rather not taste it again.

Come to think of it, the kid probably did it because he was embarrassed and hoped nobody would notice.
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he must be going green and didn't want to polute the air or something
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No, I can't say I have, as it tasted bad enough on the way out, I'd rather not taste it again.

Come to think of it, the kid probably did it because he was embarrassed and hoped nobody would notice.

Believe me. Plenty of people noticed. He chucked it up and at least 15 other people flipped out. Then again when he ate it.
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i woulda puked too
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#19
You should have just hit him upside the head.
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Um.......i almost threw up just READING that.

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