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I'm pretty sure my economics teacher is a stoner. There are many stories about him, but here are my top three:

1)Last semester, his eyes were very bloodshot, so one of his students asked, "Are you sick?" and after sitting there with a blank look on his face for a few seconds he goes "yeah, i am sick...SICK IN DA HEAD!" and pointed to his head and started cracking up.

2)Also last semester, the wording of someone's question was confusing to him, so he stated that he was "half confused." My friend commented that they were half confused too, and he goes "well I guess it's okay, since we're both a half confused, it adds up to a whole confused."

3)Lastly, today a kid was presenting a current economics event about genetically engineered rice that tastes better, is healthier, and can withstand harsher weather. When the kid is done presenting, my teacher says, "My only question is...when are they going to start genetically engineering nacho cheese?" with a big goofy grin on his face. I also noticed that he reeked of marijuana.

There are a few other teacher that have been accused of being stoners, including one of the art teachers and one of the shop teachers. Our principal attended Woodstock, and the orchestra teacher at the other high school in town openly claims that she dropped acid with him. Our principal is also a pack-a-day cigarette smoker.

Anyone else have any drug-using teachers?
#4
That teacher sounds hilarious.

But my woodshop teacher tried shrooms before. That's about as bad as it gets in my school.
#5
my buddy blazed with this one teacher from my school at lunch last semester.
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Yeah, I'm sure that my ceramics/photo teacher does cocaine.

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#9
I had an IT teacher in year 7 who was arrested for dealing to sixth formers.
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#10
There's an English teacher at my school that smokes. He's a really chill guy who listens to awesome post-rock and indie.
#11
Dude. Hook me up with some of that genetically engineered nacho cheese.
#12
My Science teacher must blaze everyday.
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I also noticed that he reeked of marijuana.

and the orchestra teacher at the other high school in town openly claims that she dropped acid with him.

Anyone else have any drug-using teachers?


1. That's a very telltale sign that someones been using marijuana.

2. I doubt it, because if it's THAT open, she wouldn't have a job.

3. Yes, i've smoked with my old wrestling coach.
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#14
i suspect my photo teacher, but doubt it
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I'm pretty sure my economics teacher is a stoner. There are many stories about him, but here are my top three:

1)Last semester, his eyes were very bloodshot, so one of his students asked, "Are you sick?" and after sitting there with a blank look on his face for a few seconds he goes "yeah, i am sick...SICK IN DA HEAD!" and pointed to his head and started cracking up.

2)Also last semester, the wording of someone's question was confusing to him, so he stated that he was "half confused." My friend commented that they were half confused too, and he goes "well I guess it's okay, since we're both a half confused, it adds up to a whole confused."

3)Lastly, today a kid was presenting a current economics event about genetically engineered rice that tastes better, is healthier, and can withstand harsher weather. When the kid is done presenting, my teacher says, "My only question is...when are they going to start genetically engineering nacho cheese?" with a big goofy grin on his face. I also noticed that he reeked of marijuana.

There are a few other teacher that have been accused of being stoners, including one of the art teachers and one of the shop teachers. Our principal attended Woodstock, and the orchestra teacher at the other high school in town openly claims that she dropped acid with him. Our principal is also a pack-a-day cigarette smoker.

Anyone else have any drug-using teachers?



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I think my science teacher does.

We used to steal the teachers lighters.

Oh and our assistant principal smokes in the boiler room.
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my chemistry teacher appeared to by under the influence of something or other, and talked about Black Sabbath a lot, and one time he walked us through the process of LSD synthesis (which is extremely complicated BTW) best chemistry teacher ever.
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#18
One of my old teachers was a stoner.
He always got in on my conversations about parties and drugs.

Probably one of the best teachers i've ever had.
I've smoked with a janitor at my school too.
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i hav several teachers at my school that smoke..one has openly admitted it to me and the others r pretty obvious. oo and a counselor smokes lol
#21
yeah, my sociology teacher is definitely a stoner. not in class, but there are numerous accounts of him being obviously stoned outside of class, and his sentences don't always really make sense.
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I'm pretty sure my economics teacher is a stoner. There are many stories about him, but here are my top three:

1)Last semester, his eyes were very bloodshot, so one of his students asked, "Are you sick?" and after sitting there with a blank look on his face for a few seconds he goes "yeah, i am sick...SICK IN DA HEAD!" and pointed to his head and started cracking up.

2)Also last semester, the wording of someone's question was confusing to him, so he stated that he was "half confused." My friend commented that they were half confused too, and he goes "well I guess it's okay, since we're both a half confused, it adds up to a whole confused."

3)Lastly, today a kid was presenting a current economics event about genetically engineered rice that tastes better, is healthier, and can withstand harsher weather. When the kid is done presenting, my teacher says, "My only question is...when are they going to start genetically engineering nacho cheese?" with a big goofy grin on his face. I also noticed that he reeked of marijuana.

There are a few other teacher that have been accused of being stoners, including one of the art teachers and one of the shop teachers. Our principal attended Woodstock, and the orchestra teacher at the other high school in town openly claims that she dropped acid with him. Our principal is also a pack-a-day cigarette smoker.

Anyone else have any drug-using teachers?


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I'm pretty sure my economics teacher is a stoner. There are many stories about him, but here are my top three:

3)Lastly


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I was asking for real....I think I may have the same Economics teacher as you.
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My band director alludes to friends who took LSD. He grew up in the freaking 70's. He had to be a stoner. I think he took LSD and other stuff. He doesn't anymore. There are other teachers that I know used to, and I suspect my history teacher likes to party. Other than him and the band director, I have no teachers like that currently. But there are some cool subs. And I saw a teacher at a bar once.
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#28
We almost convinced a student teacher to come smoke with us last year. Good times...she was like "but do you do that with any of your other teachers?!"


Also, a substitute got fired once for smoking with some students. Again, good times.
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An english teacher at my middle school was, more then likely, and was a huge influence on me today. He also introduced me to alot of great music.
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in sixth grade my science teacher used to come into class drunk all the time. his face would be bright red, he would talk real loud, and kinda slur his words a little. one day he tripped over a garbage can and fell into the recycling bin and that kinda confirmed it for us

rumor was that he used to smoke cigs out of window when he would have free periods and during lunch. we snuck into his room one day while he was out, and found a pack of smokes and a few cigars in his closet.

mind you i was probably 11ish at the time so this was some serious **** for me
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I'm leaving my school at the end of this year to do senior year somewhere else. I was contemplating asking my english teacher for a toke.
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Ha, we have the most crazy awesome sub ever, she is like 60 and can't hear, and constantly smells like weed. Pretty much every body knows that she is a stoner.
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The frosh-soph golf coach last missed the team pictures because he was stoned and totally forgot about it, so where that picture usually goes in the yearbook there was just a big blank spot that said something along the lines of smooth move
The assistant baseball coach, who also watches just about every saturday school makes everyone sign in and promise they wont do anything stupid the rest of the day then he leaves, when you ask him why he says he has to go "toke"


On a side note, a speh-ed teacher this year was taking lunch money from the spesh kids and using it to buy crack, until she got busted haha
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A few teachers at my school (particularly the shop teachers) have a friday night drinking club at a local bark my mom works at. What an awkward Parent Teacher night.
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#36
id be doing drugs too if i was a teacher

we found my shop teachers stash in grade 9
we went into his office cuase there was a can of coke on his desk we were going to steal but it was one of those secret ones that dont have a bottom and it was in there
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My band director alludes to friends who took LSD. He grew up in the freaking 70's. He had to be a stoner. I think he took LSD and other stuff. He doesn't anymore. There are other teachers that I know used to, and I suspect my history teacher likes to party. Other than him and the band director, I have no teachers like that currently. But there are some cool subs. And I saw a teacher at a bar once.

C'mon dude. You're stereotyping an entire generation there. Not cool. Not cool at all.
I knew at least 3 maybe 4 people that never got stoned.

9th grade gym teacher and wrestling coach. A lot of us got stoned with him.
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#38
my auto teacher smokes maryjane, he tells us stories about some of the stuff hes done too lol...

like one time when he was around are age (17/18) he tried mushrooms, took his parents car and drove it to another state. There he crashed into a ditch on the side of the road and had to call a tow truck lol
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C'mon dude. You're stereotyping an entire generation there. Not cool. Not cool at all.
I knew at least 3 maybe 4 people that never got stoned.

9th grade gym teacher and wrestling coach. A lot of us got stoned with him.

Ever take any LSD Jackal? If so how was it? I might try it soon.


Anyways my science teacher smokes.
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I live in a huge hippie town. I am 100% sure that EVERY one of my teachers junior year was a stoner. This year not as many, but around here everyone smokes so it isn't a big deal really.
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