#1
does anyone else on UG besides me like to read magazines like Seventeen or CosmoGirl? i dont know i love to go over to my friends house and read her all her magazines. no im not gay =)
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#2
umm maybe...
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Huh?
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#6
I read Seventeen, or did. I thought when people would send in personal stories about their old dates and most embarrassing stories that it was the best thing ever.
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#7
Do you jack off to the pictures on the inside? If so, reading them is acceptable.
#8
If I get to school in the morning really early, I'll go to the library. I read a magazine or two, sometimes I think of picking up an issue of Seventeen, but I always just end up with a Time Magazine
#9
I'm pretty sure that people other than loner's can read. I'm not sure, but.. I'm pretty sure.
#10
Nah, I've found some decently entertaining stuff in those, then again I've found some mark ass ****, but thats about the same for every magazine.
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#11
Yes, because I absolutely need to know the '10 positions that will drive him wild!'
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#12
Don't be ashamed. I was the first guy to ever check out a "American Girl" magizine from my elementary school library.

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#14
What the fuck does going over to your friend's place and reading womanly magazines have anything to do with you being a loner?
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#17
TS used the word loner incorrectly guys. get over it. he meant is he alone?

and I wish I could read those magazines without people knowing. I'm sure there's some juicy info inside.
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I like Cosmo. It tells me how I like it in bed, 76 different ways.
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#19
wait I don't get it, how does reading a certain magazine equate to being a loner....
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#20
I'll occasionally skim through those magazines to find out what kind of lies about men they are writing in them.

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wait I don't get it, how does reading a certain magazine equate to being a loner....

I guess he wants to know if he is alone in reading those magazines.
#21
I do. that is the funniest stuff. 50 pages on makeup, 14 on clothes, 2 that they can use.
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#22
Hah i've read it a few times, but its because this girl tells me to read something...thats actually how she told me she liked me ... she told me to read something in the mag, that made it obvious that she liked me :/ .. kinda awkward..
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#23
I've read those magazines before, my mom and sisters leave 'em lying around the house and I pick them up. There are some weird articles, and some downright frightening ones(when you're 11 years old you don't want to read articles on dealing with yeast infections). In 9th grade at my old school my friends and I would read magazines and graphic novels during lunch and someone would always end up looking at YM or some other chick mag. But there was a point, there were hot girls in those magazines...
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#24
i find it amusing to read cosmo, just to see what they think dazzles me in bed. ill sit there in the grocery store, reading one. and ill smile and nod as people go past me, watching me like im crazy.

actually, maybe the crazy looks i get are because im gently stroking my baby-makin'-bratwurst.

oh well, who knows?
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#25
If you have the time to read trash, why not read something that might actually be worth something to you?
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#27
I read CosmoGirl when I was thirteen. But then again, I'm its target audience, you nancy boy.
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#30
The first few times I glanced at this thread I saw "Am I a boner?". This confused me.

On subject, no I do not read those magazines.
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#32
I like to laugh at all the things they tell women men like. Some of them are just stupid.
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I was just kidding.

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