#1
pretty much a thread for uncreative bastards such as myself to find a good way of asking a date to prom
#3
"Hey, do you want to go to prom with me?"

It worked for me.
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#5
Rape. Murder. Its just a shot away.
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#7
rape, get her pregnant, then say "well since i got u pregnant, we might as well go to prom together"


thats worked twice for me
#8
One of my friends today asked a girl by having all of her teachers in each period give her a stick of butter, and describing a different guy to her if she asked who asked them to give it to her.

By the end of the day she had 6 half-melted sticks of butter and he walked up to her and said, "now that I've buttered you up. Will you go to prom with me"


I think that is one of the better prom invitations I've heard yet.
#12
I picked a friend to go. We've never dated or anything, but just a good friend. We went to Mcdonalds and the bowling after =).

Prom is either 1 of two things to me

1 - Take your girl there, then leave to sex it up all night

2 - Take a friend and have a good time. Go bowling after in your tux and then go get something to eat.
#13
Dig up a corpse.

EDIT: ^That's awesome, actually. Bowling is so much better than sex.
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#15
we have a vocabulary word every day over the announcements, and last year, our student council pres, was doing the word. He said the word was prom, and as the definition he asked his gf to prom.


build her a cake
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#17
No need for creativity when it comes to prom. If you're asking her out, that's different, but prom is just a dance (unless you're going with a special someone).
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#21
ok, first you're going to need:

4 skeins of raw leather
2 giant trained eagles (some assembly required)
a trampoline
traffic cones
a mister softee ice cream truck
a very large gun
spray paint
a dead kitten in a tux
walkie-talkies
an accomplice

prepare harnesses, bridles and reigns for the eagles. Make sure they know the secret code and that your accomplice has equipped them with the bluetooth walkie talkies so they fly safely. After your eagles are ready, set up the take off and landing strips with the traffic cones. At the end of the landing strip leave the dead kitten with the words "i wahz guna asks joo but yoo kan go too pr0m wit diz gai."
Leave the eagles at the beginning of the strip with the accomplice to keep then ready.
Here comes the fun part.
You go kidnap your girl, hold the gun to her head and make her walk slowly to the ice cream truck, hands where you can see them. the ice cream truck should confuse her enough and sedate her with sugary icy goodness until you get her on her eagle. say the secret word and the eagles take off carrying you two across a beautiful golden sunset, until they start to get tired, but then you remind them that you don't have money for gas and they better keep going. after you get dizzy from flying around you land and the girl sees the dead kitten and starts to cry, but then she realizes that you're asking her to prom and that makes her real happy. unless you're ugly, then maybe this won't work.

also training those eagles can be expensive, so you'd better get a long-term lease on those things so you can skip the limo.

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#22
this isn't about creative porn at all, damn all this "prom" funny business
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#23
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#25
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this isn't about creative porn at all, damn all this "prom" funny business

+1

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#27
Take your favorite guitar song say "I Cum Blood" and just change it to go to prom with me. "*Growl* prom *Scream* prom *CUM* woops."

Gosh Cannibal Corpse is so bad too -_-
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#28
What a let down. I read the title as "Creative Porn Ideas".
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#29
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What a let down. I read the title as "Creative Porn Ideas".


thats because there IS a thread called creative porn ideas. link is like 4 posts up.

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#30
Holy Crap! That wasn't the reason, but I'm on my way.
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#31
lmao glad to see im not the only one who thought it said creative porn ideas.

i was however quite disapointed when i entered.
#33
useless creativity award to lucky69...
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#34
My date invited herself. "Hey... soo... you know if you don't have anyone for your formal yet I'll come... only if you want though... ha... hehe *emoticons*".

Ironically I was in love with this girl and she didn't feel the same way. Until I flopped it out and smacked her face with it.