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#1
much more interesting than creative prom ideas.

i'm sure the pit is overflowing with input here.

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#3
2 naked people playing Chess. Awesome.
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#4
Quote by JeanMi36
2 naked people playing Chess. Awesome.



actually my boyfriend suggested that once. naked chess is rediculously fun.

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#5
Two guys, one cup.
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I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#6
Quote by lucky69
actually my boyfriend suggested that once. naked chess is rediculously fun.


I tried cooking naked with my girl. Loads of fun. :p
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#7
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Black Amputee Toilet Hardware Handjob Porn




WHY?!?!?!?!?

edit:
Quote by JeanMi36
I tried cooking naked with my girl. Loads of fun. :p

just dont cook bacon...that ****'ll leave a scar that will never go away....
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#8
Quote by shakes23
Two guys, one cup.



messed up.....
If you say Randy Rhoads isn't amazing, I will hunt you down (Same for Marty Friedman)Founder of Rhoads/Friedman pm if you want in..
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#9
Quote by shakes23
Two guys, one cup.

Don't ever....ever... say that again.
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i think ur gonna get flamed pretty bad.

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#10
Quote by ninja dude

WHY?!?!?!?!?

edit:

just dont cook bacon...that ****'ll leave a scar that will never go away....


Well. Bacon scars on the weiner is really awesome. More awesome than a gunshot wound on a gangsta' rapper!
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#11
How about two dykes one duck?!?!?
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#12
Quote by The Virtuoso
How about two dykes one duck?!?!?


Whenever the word dyke is used I always think of unnatractive lesbians
Quote by Vermintide
I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#14
Quote by JeanMi36
Well. Bacon scars on the weiner is really awesome. More awesome than a gunshot wound on a gangsta' rapper!


shut up...
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#17
Quote by shakes23
Whenever the word dyke is used I always think of unnatractive lesbians



Yeah me too, in fact, I hate that word...
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#18
Quote by _testament_
2 girls one lion. Grr baby, very grr.


How about 2 lions 1 zebra
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#20
Quote by _testament_
2 girls one lion. Grr baby, very grr.


siggggggggggggggggggggged.

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#21
hows about re-enacting every song off of Cannibal Corpse's "Tomb of the Mutilated" album?
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^^SO KVLT!!
#22
Quote by _testament_
2 girls one lion. Grr baby, very grr.

I think thats illegal, like donkey or horse porn. Also, I think one or more of those girls would be eaten. But I think the Pit would like that...
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#24
Umm.... interracial shemale redhead public bondage porn with viking costumes?
I've found Jesus
#25
Quote by Jazzcore23
ninja porn



**** yes.
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Now I've got it! Masturbate in the mud while smoking weed!



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Meaning is not absolute.
#26
Quote by Jazzcore23
ninja porn


cameras only capture a certain amount of frames per second.

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#27
Quote by lucky69
cameras only capture a certain amount of frames per second.


The human eye only captures a certain amount frames per second.
By the time you've read this post, 3 ninjas have had sex in front of you.
#28
Quote by iceman_8319
The human eye only captures a certain amount frames per second.
By the time you've read this post, 3 ninjas have had sex in front of you.


And probably with you.
Quote by Vermintide
I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#30
Quote by iceman_8319
The human eye only captures a certain amount frames per second.
By the time you've read this post, 3 ninjas have had sex in front of you.


three? rly?

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#31
Quote by Contraband
Umm.... interracial shemale redhead public bondage porn with viking costumes?


that'd be interesting to see
oh and also southpark porn lol

could think of a BUNCH more but i'm not in the mood
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"sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will violate me sexually."
#32
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
hows about re-enacting every song off of Cannibal Corpse's "Tomb of the Mutilated" album?


Sounds hot. I'm up for it. Did I just say that out loud?
#34
Quote by shakes23
And probably with you.

is that what i felt? i thought i was just farting...
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#38
Quote by iceman_8319
The human eye only captures a certain amount frames per second.
By the time you've read this post, 3 ninjas have had sex in front of you.
Quote by iceman_8319
The human eye only captures a certain amount frames per second.
By the time you've read this post, 3 ninjas have had sex in front of you.


And probably with you.



Ohhh.....thats why my ass hurts....
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
Last edited by ninja dude at May 16, 2008,
#39
pissing in the mouth of a girl while she's giving you a job.
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#40
Quote by 4STRINGBOY
pissing in the mouth of a girl while she's giving you a job.


Physically impossible.

Thank you again, Mr. Prostate!
Gore AND Core; unite!
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