#1
DICLAIMER: The article below is a general vent, and contains foul language. Prepare for meaningless text.

So. Today. I got home from work and went to meet this chick at a bridge on a walking track for a free 50g bag of weed she promised me. I waited there an hour, she never ****ing came. I called her and asked her where she was, she said her friend caught up with her or some crap and I should meet her at this park. So, I went to the park and waited for another ****ing hour. She never came!

I went home to my mates place. It' his birthday today, and he's trying to organize an xbox LAN party at his place on the weekend. But he can't do it, because one dude won't bring his xbox. I messaged the guy to find out why, and he said it was because last time he brought his xbox he dented his mums car, and paid $700 to have it fixed.

I told him to put the damn thing in a backpack or something, and be careful. He flat out refused, then said he wasn't even going to the party anymore, and that he'd rather stay home drinking instead. I asked him why he was blowing off one of his best mates for alcohol, and he told me to get ****ed.

Then, he had the ****ing balls to ask me if he could come to my place after work to get stoned. I told him I didn't have any weed, and he told me to buy some. I asked him to give me money first, but he refused, saying he'd pay me back after. He never ****ing does. I told him this, and again, he told me to get ****ed. Then I told him if he only wants to smoke weed for the sake of it then he can get the **** himself, instead of wasting mine.

I was pretty pissed off, so I started playing WWP. I got into a W2W game with some eurofag, who had a chatbot going. Everytime the dickhead made a move, the chatbot would flood the screen with LOL, or some other crap about how good he is. And in reality, the guy was a ****ing noob. I quit the game and got on msn and bitched about all of this, but it wasn't enough.

So, I came on UG. And, I'm already getting pissed off again because you guys are just going to say 'lol' or some ****. ****! I don't even know why I'm so pissed off. This **** bites. My parents are out, I've no weed, and cold chicken drumsticks for dinner. I'm gonna go kill myself.
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#4
lol

EDIT: That sucks dude...
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Not all -core is good. There is only one true core, and that is hardcore.
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#7
Deal with it. People are dicks. You're no exception, you have or will do something to piss someone off.

EDIT: Oh, may as well.

Somebody call the waaaahhhhhhmbulance.
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#8
Quote by Jcore44
I asked him why he was blowing off one of his best mates for alcohol


Lol

But seriously just chill mate.
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No **** no one cares, it's the ****ing pit! And are you so humorless you can't detect an ounce of sarcasm? ****ing hell. Maybe I should add your post to the list!

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Deal with it. People are dicks. You're no exception, you have or will do something to piss someone off.

EDIT: Oh, may as well.

Somebody call the waaaahhhhhhmbulance.


Course I piss people off. I AIM to.
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Last edited by Jcore44 at May 16, 2008,
#10
ouch... bad day huh?

Anyone offer ideas on how it could be worse? =]
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#12
Life can be such a bitch, but until you realise it happens to everyone else all the time you'll still be complaining.
#13
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50g of weed for free? I stopped reading there and call BS.



The bitch likes me, she has over a kilo of the **** and she's moving to Brisbane in a week. Get over it.
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#14
Quote by Jcore44
Course I piss people off. I AIM to.


Well stop bitching about your problems then, man up and deal with it.
You obviously do care about what people will say, otherwise you wouldn't be replying.
Grow up. You're whinging like a fucking kid, if you honestly can't deal with a few small bad things that have happened to you, go sort it out instead of acting like a damn baby about it.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#15
Quote by Jcore44
I don't even know why I'm so pissed off. This **** bites. My parents are out, I've no weed, and cold chicken drumsticks for dinner. I'm gonna go kill myself.


its called menopause. suck it up and be a man.my parents are out ive got no weed and i ate burnt something for dinner. im not gonna go kill myself.


also lol

#16
Quote by Jcore44
No **** no one cares, it's the ****ing pit! And are you so humorless you can't detect an ounce of sarcasm? ****ing hell. Maybe I should add your post to the list!


Course I piss people off. I AIM to.



lol, and its the pit, so you should know that you getting worked up like this is only making people laugh at you, myself included
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#18
Grow a pair. If all you have to complain about is not getting free weed and some guy being a jackass to you, you have a seriously easy life, so I don't see what you have to bitch about.
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#19
Quote by Jcore44
DICLAIMER: The article below is a general vent, and contains foul language. Prepare for meaningless text.

So. Today. I got home from work and went to meet this chick at a bridge on a walking track for a free 50g bag of weed she promised me. I waited there an hour, she never ****ing came. I called her and asked her where she was, she said her friend caught up with her or some crap and I should meet her at this park. So, I went to the park and waited for another ****ing hour. She never came!

I went home to my mates place. It' his birthday today, and he's trying to organize an xbox LAN party at his place on the weekend. But he can't do it, because one dude won't bring his xbox. I messaged the guy to find out why, and he said it was because last time he brought his xbox he dented his mums car, and paid $700 to have it fixed.

I told him to put the damn thing in a backpack or something, and be careful. He flat out refused, then said he wasn't even going to the party anymore, and that he'd rather stay home drinking instead. I asked him why he was blowing off one of his best mates for alcohol, and he told me to get ****ed.

Then, he had the ****ing balls to ask me if he could come to my place after work to get stoned. I told him I didn't have any weed, and he told me to buy some. I asked him to give me money first, but he refused, saying he'd pay me back after. He never ****ing does. I told him this, and again, he told me to get ****ed. Then I told him if he only wants to smoke weed for the sake of it then he can get the **** himself, instead of wasting mine.

I was pretty pissed off, so I started playing WWP. I got into a W2W game with some eurofag, who had a chatbot going. Everytime the dickhead made a move, the chatbot would flood the screen with LOL, or some other crap about how good he is. And in reality, the guy was a ****ing noob. I quit the game and got on msn and bitched about all of this, but it wasn't enough.

So, I came on UG. And, I'm already getting pissed off again because you guys are just going to say 'lol' or some ****. ****! I don't even know why I'm so pissed off. This **** bites. My parents are out, I've no weed, and cold chicken drumsticks for dinner. I'm gonna go kill myself.


Literal Translation:

DISCLAIMER: The following is 6 paragraphs of me whining about how much the world hates me. Prepare to be bored.

Whiny, whiny, whiny, whiny, whiny, whiny, whiny, whiny, I have no free weed, my friend is clearly a little girl (wont take his xbox in the car in case he dents it - WTF), I have no LAN party, whiny, whiny whiny

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#21
lol i just saw the LAN party bit

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#22
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wtf is a DICLAIMER? maybe just LAIM would work better.
#23
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actually the first was grindcore

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#24
Yes, dude, she likes you so much she decided to offer you a free 50g bag and never show up

GTFO d bag.
#25
oh boo hoo
thats a GOOD day compared to my usual days
ok
im sorry
you should be allowed to vent
#26
Quote by kman123
oh boo hoo
thats a GOOD day compared to my usual days
ok
im sorry
you should be allowed to vent


psh, no he shouldnt
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#27
dude needs better friends
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#28



    grow a pair man - the worst thing you've got goin on is a lack of weed, can't play your xbox and mummy and daddy aren't there to make dinner

    get a life dude
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    #29
    Please, grow the f*ck up.

    "Lulz, my friend is a d*ck and i cant smoke weedzz, ima kill mineselfs lolol"
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    #31
    Quote by ANGRY PIRATE
    grow a pair man - the worst thing you've got goin on is a lack of weed, can't play your xbox and mummy and daddy aren't there to make dinner

    get a life dude


    Pretty much summed up.
    Damn those Hardcore kids, always acting like the world is against them...There like the Angry versions of emos...
    #32
    harden the **** up
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    #36
    Quote by Jcore44
    Course I piss people off. I AIM to.


    Then stop complaining; you've not right to.
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