#1
......is what I'd be saying if I had beautiful eyes. But seriously, this morning my right eye funked up. Around the edges the vision sort of went, well, I don't really know how to explain it. It was kind of like when heat is rising and when you look through it it makes the objects behind look wavy, like that but a bit more extreme and it was just around the edge.

Anyway, I was just wondering if this has happened to anyone else cause it kind of worried me. Oh, and it lasted for about half an hour
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#2
Happens when I wake up sometimes. Some kind of liquid on the eye. Shouldn't be serious if it goes away.