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#1
..apparently you weren't as careful in your secret love affair as you should have been.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend axes down your front door and storms into the bedroom where you and your lover are making out. He/she steps onto the bed and asks you to give him/her one reason why he/she shouldn't dispatch you both in a typical gory slasher fashion.

What's the reason you give?
#4


wut?
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#7
Threesome.
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He knows me well..
#8
Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich... both of you
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#13
she wouldnt, id have dropkicked the bitch before she took one step into the room.
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#14
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#15
probably charm her with my amazing smile and she would be so turned on she would join in. threesomes ftw!
#17
I tripped and her vagina broke my fall.
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#18
I'd probably just transform into a wolf and bail.
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#19
I would buy some time while preparing my blaster beneath the sheets. My GF would be all 'ok give me a reason! how the hell did she get here?!' and I'd be like, 'even I get boarded sometimes!!! do you think I had a choice?' and then she'd be like, 'wrong answer. I've been waiting for this for a long time...' and I'd go, 'Yes, I'll BET you have!!' And then I'd shoot her from underneath the sheets!! And then I'd get up, get dressed and walk out saying 'sorry about the mess.' to my mistress and I'd flip her a quarter.

Thats how it'd go, exactly.
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#21
Reason? I have none. You're just not good enough anymore.


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#22
Problem?
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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#23
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It wasn't me!


+1
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#24
I thought it was you.

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Reason? I have none. You're just not good enough anymore.


I like that.
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#26
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I cought Mew. And I'm willing to trade.

Yeah..the whole Pokemon joke is just old now..
Our hearts are with Nick Grundy.
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I think AvengedThrice is pretty cool guy, eh raeps kittens to death and doesn't afraid of anything.

He knows me well..
#28
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Yeah..the whole Pokemon joke is just old now..


And thats the reason I'd leave you.

Thrice no longer likes pokemon

I'd let her hack me. I'd like getting killed by a hot girl.
#29
It's not my fault, she kicked me in the dick.


...With her vagina.
Our hearts are with Nick Grundy.
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I think AvengedThrice is pretty cool guy, eh raeps kittens to death and doesn't afraid of anything.

He knows me well..
#30
I'd tell her that raping someone isn't exactly cheating.
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#34
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I would buy some time while preparing my blaster beneath the sheets. My GF would be all 'ok give me a reason! how the hell did she get here?!' and I'd be like, 'even I get boarded sometimes!!! do you think I had a choice?' and then she'd be like, 'wrong answer. I've been waiting for this for a long time...' and I'd go, 'Yes, I'll BET you have!!' And then I'd shoot her from underneath the sheets!! And then I'd get up, get dressed and walk out saying 'sorry about the mess.' to my mistress and I'd flip her a quarter.

Thats how it'd go, exactly.



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#36
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#37
I tripped and fell into her.
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#38
"No! I thought it was you! Except you were hot!" (don't hurt me its for the sake of the thread)

Seriously though, I wouldn't be a dumbass and two time in the first place. If your girlfriend isn't enough for you, then get one who is.
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