#1
***No "go to the doctor" responses, please. I'm not allowed to go to the doctor. Mom's a psycho***


How long does a normal stomach flu last? I've had nonstop nausea 24 hours a day for about 2 weeks, worse around the morning and when I eat.

I've also had explosive diarrhea every day for about a week and a half.

Is this normal? I'm really starting to feel horrible...
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#4
maybe its just morning sickness.

let us know when you find out if its a boy or girl.


but seriously, no thats not normal.
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maybe its just morning sickness.

let us know when you find out if its a boy or girl.

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If you have any friend's that are over 18 you can go to the doctor's with them you only need an adult aka over 18. Unless you are over 18 then go by yourself. Simple as.
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Why the **** cant you go to the doctor?
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Why the **** cant you go to the doctor?

My mom thinks I'm only trying to get out of school, and I can't leave my house without my mom or dad with me, so I can't get to a doctor.

And to the inevitable "sneak out" response, our family doctor is over 10 miles away, and I don't drive yet.
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Why the hell can't you go to the doctor?

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#16
You've got friggin' "explosive diarrhea", now that should be proof enoguh that you're not faking it.
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My mom thinks I'm only trying to get out of school, and I can't leave my house without my mom or dad with me, so I can't get to a doctor.

And to the inevitable "sneak out" response, our family doctor is over 10 miles away, and I don't drive yet.



after every bought of explosive diarrhea get your mom, bring her into the bathroom, point to the toilet, and ask "can i go to the doctor now?". after three days of that, i say she caves and takes you.
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after every bought of explosive diarrhea get your mom, bring her into the bathroom, point to the toilet, and ask "can i go to the doctor now?". after three days of that, i say she caves and takes you.



Thats accually a very good idea.
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after every bought of explosive diarrhea get your mom, bring her into the bathroom, point to the toilet, and ask "can i go to the doctor now?". after three days of that, i say she caves and takes you.
+1
#21
case of gastro, the imunne systems worn down in these cold winter months it will take a while to get rid of the virus. im a doctor if its not winter where you are. im sorry you have teh aidz