#1
...The Verb!

I was pantsed today. In front of a huge crowd. I was standing on top of a ledge, when all of a sudden my pants were at my ankles. Which is fine, and I would have been cool about it, except that my underpants came with them. So now I'm just hangin' out with nothing over my johnson standing 4 feet above a crowd milling about waiting for a fleet of tour buses, and I freak the **** out. I know who did it, and I will have my revenge.

Discuss. Revenge plans welcomed.
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#3
steal one of his kidney's and sell it for money
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#6
uh
stick their face on a homo porno
and put it on the interweb
and tell a shit load of people about it
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#7
Chinese water torture

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#8
It was a girl. But just barely.

And there's no bull**** in this story, I **** you not. There were loads of people around, and there normally aren't but today there was a fieldtrip to Great America, and they were all waiting for the tour bus.
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#9

ha ha ha ha thats great.
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
#10
replace their family's shampoo with nair, and if their smart enough to realize somethings up and it fails (quite possibly) put a hideous color of kool-aid in their shower heads. fill their gas tanks full of water, release wild animals in their house, or even go as far as taking a crap in the back of their toilet
edit: oh its a girl? then rape her.
Last edited by æTonyæ at May 16, 2008,
#11
lawlz. u got pwned.
chinese water torture FTW
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If it doesn't have to do with tube amps or sex most of us don't really care..

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Looks like Lars Ulrich decided to become a hacker.

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not in the gay way

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>.>


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#12
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#13
Lol, happens to everyone.
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...The Verb!

I was pantsed today. In front of a huge crowd. I was standing on top of a ledge, when all of a sudden my pants were at my ankles. Which is fine, and I would have been cool about it, except that my underpants came with them. So now I'm just hangin' out with nothing over my johnson standing 4 feet above a crowd milling about waiting for a fleet of tour buses, and I freak the **** out. I know who did it, and I will have my revenge.

Discuss. Revenge plans welcomed.


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#16
I got dacked yesterday at some soccer pitches.
I was just walking around with some friends, then all of a sudden, my pants are around my ankles.
Needless to say, onlookers laughed at my expense.
#17
I think she wants to disarm you with ridicule.
In other words, she wants to feel more powerful than you, because she's afraid she will give in and secks U!!
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#18
Perfect Revenge Plan 1: If she's hot, build a relationship and ask her out, fool!

Perfect Revenge Plan 2: If she's not hot, build a relationship, ask her out, then dump her in 2 seconds.
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#23
Cunt punt.
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#24
Uh, wear a belt next time?
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#25
^ That's it, one word: Belt.

It's saved me em-bare-ass-ment many times.


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#26
make their parents and/or family pet into chile or a sandwich and feed it to them then reveal what they have actually eaten