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#1
my religion teacher was answering some dumb question about uniform the other day, so i said to him,
"if jesus had long hair, why cant i?"
obviously he was totally stumped, so he didnt answer it at all
like he always does

my question is,
have you outsmarted any teachers/parents/boss/anyone "above" you
and if so what was the question?

or do you have a question for us that you dont think we could answer?
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#2
I don't think it was really that you dumbfounded him or something
maybe he thought you were trying to get smart.

edit: What do you get when you divide by zero?
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#3
Quote by loc66sic
my religion teacher was answering some dumb question about uniform the other day, so i said to him,
"if jesus had long hair, why cant i?"
obviously he was totally stumped, so he didnt answer it at all
like he always does

my question is,
have you outsmarted any teachers/parents/boss/anyone "above" you
and if so what was the question?

or do you have a question for us that you dont think we could answer?

Why do you think Jesus had long hair? He probably looked more like this...



than...

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#4
ive got a question for everyone..
how do u expect the unexpected?
if u expect the unexpected, than the unexpected becomes the expected. if thats true, than what are you not expecting? and then when u figure out what ur not expecting and start expecting it, it alkso becomes the expected.so then what?
#5
Jesus didn't necessarily have long hair. And I stumped my science teacher by asking him if earth was the only planet with tectonic plates. It is. I found that one out
#6
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Jesus didn't necessarily have long hair. And I stumped my science teacher by asking him if earth was the only planet with tectonic plates. It is. I found that one out

It is? I kind of find that hard to believe...
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how do u expect the unexpected?

By expecting for something to happen in which you hadn't anticipated. You don't know what it is so you aren't expecting that to happen, but you go in prepared for everything.
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#9
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It is? I kind of find that hard to believe...

LOTS of planets we dont know about...
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#10
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Jesus didn't necessarily have long hair. And I stumped my science teacher by asking him if earth was the only planet with tectonic plates. It is. I found that one out


who knows
jesus may not have had long hair
but since theres pictures of jesus in every room
all looking basically the same
and he beleives thats what he looked like...
you get my point
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#11
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I don't think it was really that you dumbfounded him or something
maybe he thought you were trying to get smart.

edit: What do you get when you divide by zero?

i know the whole thing about "dividing by zero" is an internet meme and i always wanted to answer, 0, go ahead and rip me apart if you wish
#12
Quote by loc66sic
my religion teacher was answering some dumb question about uniform the other day, so i said to him,
"if jesus had long hair, why cant i?"
obviously he was totally stumped, so he didnt answer it at all
like he always does

my question is,
have you outsmarted any teachers/parents/boss/anyone "above" you
and if so what was the question?

or do you have a question for us that you dont think we could answer?


It is quite possible that Jesus did not have long hair considering the middle east and the people of the area during that time, it was probably a little long, but it would have been more of a curly hair style than that of the Middle Ages portraits of Jesus Christ....it doesn't really matter, I don't believe in him anyway.
#13
today i asked my science teacher this:

If people keep making intense discoveries regarding string theory, dimensions, time travel, Light-speed travel, etc, even if it takes humanity billions and billions of years (assuming we dont all die) or even if someone in another dimension has unlocked all those sciences, Wouldnt we all be completely and utterly ****ed?

he simply said it wasnt likely anyone would ever do that.
#14
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It is? I kind of find that hard to believe...
LOTS of planets we dont know about...


As for the question..... WHY?!?!?!?!
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#15
Yes, I always tell my teachers that glass is a liquid. A few of them already knew it and agreed with me, but 75% don't.
#16
Quote by loc66sic
who knows
jesus may not have had long hair
but since theres pictures of jesus in every room
all looking basically the same
and he beleives thats what he looked like...
you get my point

He certainly did not like like those pictures, if they're anything like...



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#17
good point though on the long hair thing

- ok i got one thouhg the person was not superior to me

my friend was making fun of this girl for being a satanist which is not cool so heres how the dialouge goes
friend- comment about satanism
me- why do you make fun of her
frined - because satanism is funny
me - your christian right
friend - yes
me - well isnt it a sin to insult another persons beliefs, and the way they live
friend - yes
me - well technically your sinning everytime you make fun of her
friend - well technically your right
me - ok then just dont make fun of her ok, but dont worry you can still make fun of scientology it even does it to itself
friend - haha
me - haha
he hasnt brought it up since
#18
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He certainly did not like like those pictures, if they're anything like...


As far as I know, Jesus wasn't white :p
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#19
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Yes, I always tell my teachers that glass is a liquid. A few of them already knew it and agreed with me, but 75% don't.

Actually, its kind of a hybrid state of matter, it has several properties of liquids, yet several properties of solid as well. A friend of mine did a 20 some page thesis about it.
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#20
which wins? the unstoppable force or the immovable object?

never had the appropriate scenario to ask a teacher or whatever, but still...
#21
TS, you didn't really outsmart him, you were just being a smartass lol.


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ive got a question for everyone..
how do u expect the unexpected?
if u expect the unexpected, than the unexpected becomes the expected. if thats true, than what are you not expecting? and then when u figure out what ur not expecting and start expecting it, it alkso becomes the expected.so then what?



expect the unexpected just means be prepared for anything. its an expression, not meant to be taken word for word


I think the whole question of weather god is real is unanswerable. by anyone thats alive, at least lol.
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#22
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good point though on the long hair thing

- ok i got one thouhg the person was not superior to me

my friend was making fun of this girl for being a satanist which is not cool so heres how the dialouge goes
friend- comment about satanism
me- why do you make fun of her
frined - because satanism is funny
me - your christian right
friend - yes
me - well isnt it a sin to insult another persons beliefs, and the way they live
friend - yes
me - well technically your sinning everytime you make fun of her
friend - well technically your right
me - ok then just dont make fun of her ok, but dont worry you can still make fun of scientology it even does it to itself
friend - haha
me - haha
he hasnt brought it up since

You're awesome.


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#23
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ive got a question for everyone..
how do u expect the unexpected?
if u expect the unexpected, than the unexpected becomes the expected. if thats true, than what are you not expecting? and then when u figure out what ur not expecting and start expecting it, it alkso becomes the expected.so then what?


You... don't?
Valid answer, there ya go.
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#24
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Actually, its kind of a hybrid state of matter, it has several properties of liquids, yet several properties of solid as well. A friend of mine did a 20 some page thesis about it.

Anything thicker than treacle is a solid.
#25
Oh, and as for the original question of Jesus and hair...

He sort of got beaten and crucified and all that... thats why you cant have long hair, it'll happen to you too. And you probably dont know how to do the whole "resurrection" thing like Jesus, so its really not for the best.
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#26
How can people who despair ask, "Why, God?"

I thought that, to Christians, it was blasphemy to question God.


Another question: What would happen if Chuck Norris went to Soviet Russia? It's combining two backwards jokes. My friends and I hypothesized that it would destroy all reality and existence, just as Chuck Norris meeting himself would create devastation powerful enough to cause the same effect.

Chuck Norris + Soviet Russia = Annihilation.
(Chuck Norris)^2 = Annihilation.

{[(Chuck Norris)^2] + Soviet Russia}/0 = Key to unlocking the mysteries and power of the universe.
#27
Where did the black space come from known as 'space'. What was here before earth, and if someone knows, what before that, and before that and so on
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
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How can people who despair ask, "Why, God?"

I thought that, to Christians, it was blasphemy to question God.


Another question: What would happen if Chuck Norris went to Soviet Russia? It's combining two backwards jokes. My friends and I hypothesized that it would destroy all reality and existence, just as Chuck Norris meeting himself would create devastation powerful enough to cause the same effect.

Chuck Norris + Soviet Russia = Annihilation.
(Chuck Norris)^2 = Annihilation.

{[(Chuck Norris)^2] + Soviet Russia}/0 = Key to unlocking the mysteries and power of the universe.

Chuck Norris and Big Brother would just sit, and watch one another!
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#29
Could God create an object he could not lift?

If he could, then that means he isn't all powerful enough to lift the object.
If he couldn't, that would make him not all powerful to begin with.
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#30
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TS, you didn't really outsmart him, you were just being a smartass lol.


or maybe...
and outsmartass
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#31
oh i got one no one can answer
ninjas or pirates. try answering that youll be wrong
#32
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Where did the black space come from known as 'space'. What was here before earth, and if someone knows, what before that, and before that and so on

You mean Dark Matter.


And one theory is that the universe goes in a cycle, Big Bangs form the universe which expands until it runs out of energy, collapsing in on itself in the Big Crunch; it then has enough energy for another Big Bang, and the cycle continues. Atoms and energy cannot be destroyed.
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You mean Dark Matter.


And one theory is that the universe goes in a cycle, Big Bangs form the universe which expands until it runs out of energy, collapsing in on itself in the Big Crunch; it then has enough energy for another Big Bang, and the cycle continues. Atoms and energy cannot be destroyed.

be careful christians dont like liars lol
#34
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Yes, I always tell my teachers that glass is a liquid. A few of them already knew it and agreed with me, but 75% don't.


Glass is an amorphous solid, or a supercooled liquid (so it could be amorphous)..
I don't think people made up their minds if a supercooled liquid does indeed turn into an amorphous solid or stays liquid yet
#35
Are ears part of your face?

Call me stupid, but I'm not sure.
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#36
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How can people who despair ask, "Why, God?"

I thought that, to Christians, it was blasphemy to question God.


it is
but im not christian
my parents make me go to that darned school

also

job for a cowboy rule
see
even my music questions god
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#37
i got another one
if you say that everything you say is a lie then that would be the truth which would be a lie which would be the truth

now we all know this could go on forever but what is the way to make that statemtn end? and if one is a liar what is the only truth they can say
#39
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You mean Dark Matter.


And one theory is that the universe goes in a cycle, Big Bangs form the universe which expands until it runs out of energy, collapsing in on itself in the Big Crunch; it then has enough energy for another Big Bang, and the cycle continues. Atoms and energy cannot be destroyed.


Wasn't the Big Crunch disprooved?
I can't remember well, but I think it was...
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if god made man and woman does that mean he has a penis and vagina

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