#2
CIA I see you later, cos your time is coming soon.

Uhm, I'd imagine you'd have to give 'em a CV and then an intense interview, followed by assasinating JFK.
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#4
There are application forms on their website. They also make a deep investigation on you, your past, your habits. Then the interviews, drug tests... Everything is explained on their website
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There are application forms on their website. They also make a deep investigation on you, your past, your habits. Then the interviews, drug tests... Everything is explained on their website


really??? if you work for them are you really supposed to not tell people?
#7
I imagine it's the same as the British security services.
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#8
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really??? if you work for them are you really supposed to not tell people?

You aren't. Working for the goverment in the national security department?
If you can't use your own logic to work that out you shouldn't even be considering it.

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You should've been able to find this for yourself
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hmmm, i dont know, but another thing, slightly deviating, how to people join the SAS? or for the yanks amongst us Delta Force? cause u look on the internet, and you find a site which looks like their homepage, and there isnt even a link with "Recruitment" on it. its very puzzleing, how do they get their "employees"?
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hmmm, i dont know, but another thing, slightly deviating, how to people join the SAS? or for the yanks amongst us Delta Force? cause u look on the internet, and you find a site which looks like their homepage, and there isnt even a link with "Recruitment" on it. its very puzzleing, how do they get their "employees"?


You can try out for the SAS trials, but there's a limit to how many times you can apply. If I remember you have to have been within the forces to do it.
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hmmm, i dont know, but another thing, slightly deviating, how to people join the SAS? or for the yanks amongst us Delta Force? cause u look on the internet, and you find a site which looks like their homepage, and there isnt even a link with "Recruitment" on it. its very puzzleing, how do they get their "employees"?

Task force 1 is the Canadian equivelent to delta force, i think to be recruited you have to have already been in the military and they pick you, i'm assuming it's the same for the british one
#12
ah, cheers guys, i was just wondering
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#13
I have a weekend of tests starting in 3 weeks for a branch of MI6/MI5 called GCHQ

they advertised for jobs in intelligence in local newspapers, I had to do **** loads of online stuff to get invited to the test weekend,

I cant wait, I know someone else who took the tests before and apparently the last thing you are given is a code and they say try it, we don't expect you to crack it.

i am going to do as much research into code breaking as i can in the next 3 weeks n the hope i can break it
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...that is not for us to know...
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#16
Meh, ive been to the cardiff international arena before, dont see why you would want to work there
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really??? if you work for them are you really supposed to not tell people?


Not really. It's not the KGB.

You can't tell any national-related security stuff, but hey, people around the President are CIA agents. So lol.
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#19
Don't know how it is over there. But in the intelligence branch of the IDF:
Since all of the kids in Israel have to serve in the army, they go through a selection phase of two years from the age of 16.
When they are 16, they have to take a psychotechnic (an exam that tests the different potentials of the kids in different branches) exam, a drugs exam, then they get a medic to examine them (to see if they can go to battle units), and then a 30 mins interview.
Well, those that get great scores in the psychotechnic exams and also do great in the interviews, may get called for some tests for the "Intelligence" branch of the army.

I was invited to two different projects (one in electronics, the "Sigma" project, and another one for an elite unit about middle east researching, the Sh'hakim project), but didn't pass them :\ .
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#20
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Not really. It's not the KGB.

You can't tell any national-related security stuff, but hey, people around the President are CIA agents. So lol.

What? Do you mean protecting them? If so, that's the secret service. If not... I don't even know what you mean.
#21
CIA = Secret services.

Read your Tom Clancy's classics :P
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#22
Its not hush hush... www.usajobs.gov. Pretty much every job in the US government is posted there.
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Its not hush hush... www.usajobs.gov. Pretty much every job in the US government is posted there.


Tom Clancy's a liar then
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CIA = Secret services.

Read your Tom Clancy's classics :P

I have actually >.<
I thought Secret Service was a completely different entity from the CIA. I mean, sure, some CIA agents switch to Secret Service, but my friend's dad is a secret service agent and I think he switched from Seals to Secret Service.
http://www.secretservice.gov/
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"The Secret Service is a federal law enforcement agency with headquarters in Washington, D.C. and more than 150 offices throughout the United States and abroad. The Secret Service originally was established in 1865, solely to suppress the counterfeiting of U.S. currency. Today, the agency is mandated by Congress to carry out dual missions: protection of the nation's leaders and criminal investigations."
As far as I know, that was before the CIA even existed.
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#26
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