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#2
No they won't, it's my turn after his!
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#5
Kensai you've already had her

No it isn't incest, fortunately... or unfortunately... I'm not sure which is better.

#6
You could get your own back if it *was* incest. But you wouldn't be able to see your dad much for a while.
#8
What the fuck...?
What. The. Fuck.
What the fuck?!!!!

Really, you should fight him for her. Or something equally strange and therefore fitting.

And seriously man, what the fuck?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#10
Quote by hazzmatazz
Why has your Dad taken her anyway?

You don't want to know
If you did know this thread wouldn't be as exciting, shh.
#12
Quote by wiggyisgreat
You don't want to know
If you did know this thread wouldn't be as exciting, shh.


yes, yes we do.
#13
Quote by wiggyisgreat
You don't want to know
If you did know this thread wouldn't be as exciting, shh.


No, but it might be less disturbing.

Also, I have UG Black on so that text is very visible.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#14
Prepare a surprise for her for when she gets back.
I advise a chocolate covered d*ck-in-a-box. With a ribbon on the box.
#16
Quote by wiggyisgreat
You don't want to know
If you did know this thread wouldn't be as exciting, shh.


so it would be better to have a bunch of horny teenagers fantasize about why?
You are right it is more exciting.
#17
i want to know
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#18
Quote by hazzmatazz
so it would be better to have a bunch of horny teenagers fantasize about why?
You are right it is more exciting.

Well... both options would please horny teenagers, I mean, it's my girlfriend.
#20
I call BS. The kid's girlfriend is a lie.
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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#23
Quote by Pat_s1t
Aww, Wiggyisgreat, you disappointed me with this thread. You're now on my missing persons list.

What?

#25
i wanna know man. seriously! dont leave me hanging, or ill capture her next time.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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#26
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who doesnt use UG Black?

Me. Classic > Black .

And TS, you have to put elephants food in your dad's bed. It's the only way.
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#28
Quote by wiggyisgreat
Well... both options would please horny teenagers, I mean, it's my girlfriend.


well that is a point.
#29
Quote by wiggyisgreat
I'll tell you once this thread reaches 6 pages.

LOL.

edit: 40ppp

Lets get to work!
#33
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i dont. im to lazy to put it on



+1


..and btw, I can't stop laughing at kensai's post
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#34
You obviously have some "fap" time on your hands. Use it wisely. It's all you're gonna get today.
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#35
o come on ideas are racing around my head is your dad a sex crazed pervert and this is a mad strugle to save the world or what... i went to far didnt i, is she pregnant
#37
Quote by fatgoogle
o come on ideas are racing around my head is your dad a sex crazed pervert and this is a mad strugle to save the world or what... i went to far didnt i, is she pregnant


If she's not it sounds like she might be soon...
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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#39
The reason theyve told you will be a lie, and theyre gettin it on in a carpark right now! Dont expect them back til the morning. If they come back sooner than that then you can only assume youre dad is utter crap in bed.
X


"Just wait till tomorrow
I guess that's what they all say
Just before they fall apart"
#40
i`ll have her back in 30 mins son

edit: im not bad in bed :P

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