#1
Well, I need $10 this weekend, and even though I'm supposed to be getting my allowance tomorrow (I only get $30 a month anyway) my parents won't pay me it. It's the first month I've ever gotten an allowance and now I'm really pissed off. I need $10 by tomorrow and I don't have a job (but I applied for one over the summer). I can't mow anyone's lawn because we don't own a lawnmower. Any suggestions?
#2
Borrow $10 from a friend and pay them back tomorrow when you get your allowance
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#3
sell old games
busk
wash windows
borrow off your friends
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#6
steel it from a tramp

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#7
Kidnap your mother, cut off her ear, send it to your dad along with a ransom note demanding $10 and a helicopter... Not only will they pay you but they wont **** with you again... and they may stop talking to you
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#8
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Steal the money from your parents.


They're both at work and they know when money is missing.
#10
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They're both at work and they know when money is missing.


Sell some old games you don't play anymore.
#11
I know how you feel man.

I only have 8 bucks, and I'm about to go spend it on guitar strings.

I don't get my monthly 35$ until this Thursday.

Wait, scratch that, 25. I got 10 up front last week for gas in my car.

Borrow from someone, then pay them back.
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#12
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Borrow $10 from a friend and pay them back tomorrow when you get your allowance


What if he doesnt have friends? jk.

This is probably one of the better suggestions so far.
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#14
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Sell some old games you don't play anymore.


Good idea. I'd have to sell PS2 or Xbox (original) games and the only video game store close to me is Blockbuster, so I probably won't be receiving much... But that will work. Any other suggestions?

EDIT: And to all the people who have said borrow it from your friends... I don't want to rely on them and then tell them that I have no definite way of knowing when my parents will pay me.
#15
Quote by Dilweed
Well, I need $10 this weekend, and even though I'm supposed to be getting my allowance tomorrow (I only get $30 a month anyway) my parents won't pay me it. It's the first month I've ever gotten an allowance and now I'm really pissed off. I need $10 by tomorrow and I don't have a job (but I applied for one over the summer). I can't mow anyone's lawn because we don't own a lawnmower. Any suggestions?

What do you need it for?
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#17
apply your knowledge of guitar?

Busking
Playing Gigs
Teaching etc

thats how I get my money, I'm doing quite well at the moment, in a few more months I should be able to quit my crappy job and simply make my money doing what I love

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#18
Borrow it from a friend or tell your mom and dad that you really need and will wash the car, or do the laundry, prepare dinner, or ask your neighbours lawnmower (or a friend`s one) and then mow a lawn. Or ask if there are other jobs that you can do.

AND DON`T DENY ANY TASK FOR MONEY! DOESNET MATTER HOW BORING!
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AND DON`T DENY ANY TASK FOR MONEY! DOESNET MATTER HOW BORING!


what if it involves giving guided tours of Belgium?
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#20
Prostitution...
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#21
I can't mow anyone's lawn because we don't own a lawnmower.


I believe scissors are the answer.
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#22
Quote by Dilweed
/\ Well, SWIM might try weed, and needs $10.


Do you have any money?

I don't know about you're guy, but SWIM's guy will sell him a J for 5 bucks.

Sometimes he'll even give SWIM a "free sample joint" if it's something new.
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#23
Suck dick?
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#25
If you take a picture of your mother naked and PM me it I will send you $10 through Paypal.
#26
I'll give you ten bucks if you get your ass down here and get the iced tea and cottage cheese out of the carpet in my truck. Hurry, before it dries.
Pissed.
#27
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If you take a picture of your mother naked and PM me it I will send you $10 through Paypal.


Wtf dude?
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#28
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Stop whining about the fact that your parents are willing to give you money. Count yourself lucky in the first place.

-SD


Well, I'm just explaining the story of why I can't use my allowance money on it.

EDIT:
Quote by dudetheman
Do you have any money?

I don't know about you're guy, but SWIM's guy will sell him a J for 5 bucks.

Sometimes he'll even give SWIM a "free sample joint" if it's something new.


Wow, SWIY's pretty lucky. SWIM's friend normally charges $15. I guess it's more expensive where I live.
#30
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Prostitution...

***** yourself out to ten fat chicks for $1 each, or one fatter chick for $10.
#31
sell your "potential babies". so next time u wank save it instead of putting them in a tissue.
#32
i really dont know how you survive on 30 dollars a month.i get at least 200 punds a month from work and then my gran gives me 20 quid a week too.
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