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#1
I'm at her house and she asked if she could, and I let her...

Now I'm ashamed..

What do I do?
TOO MANY PUPPIES

Soda sucks.
#3
Quote by Firequacker
I'm at her house and she asked if she could, and I let her...

Now I'm ashamed..

What do I do?


so, i've even got my own straighteners, i never use them like, in fact they've not been used for about a year because i usually go for that towel dried bonafide indie look

calm down you won't get aids or the W.A.S
#5
If you don't like it just take a shower.
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#10
Do nothing. Straight hair rocks.

My hair is naturally awesome - I don't have to do anything to make it look good save wash it.
#11
Wear a dress.

Then you'll be complete.
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#13
Sounds reasonable to me - I often have girlfriends do my hair so I can have a break from shagging the life out of 'em.
#14
Quote by Flying Couch
Do nothing. Straight hair rocks.

My hair is naturally awesome - I don't have to do anything to make it look good save wash it.


calm down ego, calm down


only joking mate
#15
Quote by guitarhead93
Wash your hair and it'll go away.

Or take her into the shower with you
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#16
You lost some of you masculine ability!

Go punch here to teach her a lesson for taking advantage of you!
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#18
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Wear a dress.

Then you'll be complete.


get a few dresses a lady cant have just one dress
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#19
You're too self-conscious. If you think it looks bad, just don't do it again. Apart from that, who gives a shit? And why does this warrant a thread?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#20
My hair is naturally straight (I'm asian).

Ah well, you'll be able to headbang better with straight hair. Unless you're aiming for that big Dave Mustaine hair explosion.
#22
make a deal next time..
20 minutes of hair straightening in exchange for an unspecified amount of time in her pants
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#24
You lose 4 points to your balls, but you gain two points for metal
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#25
Quote by iamageek
so, i've even got my own straighteners, i never use them like, in fact they've not been used for about a year because i usually go for that towel dried bonafide indie look

calm down you won't get aids or the W.A.S



These are all signs of a queer.
#26
Quote by muddywaters51
These are all signs of a queer.


I'm actually going to have to agree here. I always type like that.
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#28
Quote by rabidguitarist
I'm actually going to have to agree here. I always type like that.


type like what?
#29
Quote by aaron6890
i straighten my hair all the time, no shame in it.

also a lot of girls like guys with straightened hair, when ever i go to school with mine straightened, girls love it.


Maybe they're lesbians and like guys who look like girls
#30
Quote by wyldeshredder
make a deal next time..
20 minutes of hair straightening in exchange for an unspecified amount of time in her pants


^ go with this, I let my gf bleach my hair and I said I wouldn't do it unless she put out and strangely enough she agreed. She was good that night.
#32
Fall on your sword. The only option left is to die with honor.
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Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#33
Quote by St.Loony
I always straighten my hair.

What to be ashamed of?

+1
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#34
Quote by piratemetalhead
My hair is naturally straight (I'm asian).

Ah well, you'll be able to headbang better with straight hair. Unless you're aiming for that big Dave Mustaine hair explosion.


O.o Asians can't have natural curly hair?

#35
Quote by aaron6890
well then, i get invited to there hot lesbian parties, so its still a win.


Seriously look at how much you love yourself.
#37
meh. as long as she makes you a sandwich later its all cool
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#39
Quote by muddywaters51
Seriously look at how much you love yourself.

actually, im not a big fan of myself, that was a stupid come back, either way, there is nothing wrong with straight hair, and if your worried you'll be called gay for it, you obviously have bigger issues at hand, like that thought that someone would judge your sexual orientation based on the way you wear your hair.
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