#1
What are some odd businesses that you've seen around your town?

Earlier today, I saw a truck for a "Mobile Hose Repair" company.
#2
Professional Anal Wipers
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I know this Jewish guy who pierced his asshole.
#4
Broom Repair and Refurbishing
Fight the machine.


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She lives in the next town!

You must ride your family cow over there and make sweet small town love. Then make sure she isn't the town bicycle.



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#5


I mean...WTF?
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#6
McDonalds.

EDIT: I work at WalMart
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#8
The guy who walks around town and collects empty bottles for a living is odd. Even worse is that he's an academic who's friends with the mayor. He's got a cool haircut though, or to be more precise, a cool looking lack of a haircut.
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#10
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wtf is walmart is that like asda?


Yes, in fact the WalMart corporation owns ASDA.
#11
When I was going to Chicago, I saw a billboard advertising "Used Cows" and to this day I still don't know what that means.