What are some odd businesses that you've seen around your town?

Earlier today, I saw a truck for a "Mobile Hose Repair" company.
Professional Anal Wipers
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I know this Jewish guy who pierced his asshole.
Broom Repair and Refurbishing
Fight the machine.

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She lives in the next town!

You must ride your family cow over there and make sweet small town love. Then make sure she isn't the town bicycle.

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I mean...WTF?
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.

Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.

EDIT: I work at WalMart
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that

Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.

The guy who walks around town and collects empty bottles for a living is odd. Even worse is that he's an academic who's friends with the mayor. He's got a cool haircut though, or to be more precise, a cool looking lack of a haircut.
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wtf is walmart is that like asda?

Yes, in fact the WalMart corporation owns ASDA.
When I was going to Chicago, I saw a billboard advertising "Used Cows" and to this day I still don't know what that means.