#1
JK about the thread title. Here's a rant though:

So my dorm is making me move out by 8PM tonight even though I had a final until 6PM (I'd still be there now if I hadn't finished early). I live 5 hours away from my school so my parents won't be able to pick me up until tomorrow.

Of course part of this is my fault for being stupid and thinking they'd you know, give me time to move out after school is over and not realizing they'd just try to get me the **** out of here.

Gah, anybody else have any stupid residence hall stories?
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#3
I was written up for being really high and hanging out in the jacuzzi with my friends at 3 in the morning. I hated the dorms. Having your own house is awesome.
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#4
I have to move out within a day of getting my diploma...

So...about a week from now I should be, well, where ever NASA wants me to be.

They haven't told me yet :P
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#5
So I'm considering writing things on the walls in defecation. Yes, no?
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#6
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I have to move out within a day of getting my diploma...

So...about a week from now I should be, well, where ever NASA wants me to be.

They haven't told me yet :P


You'll be working for NASA?

I want to work for NASA or Lockheed in the future, maybe design processors for them.

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So I'm considering writing things on the walls in defecation. Yes, no?


Don't do any thing stupid like that.

If you are going to do something stupid, just smear your feces all over the walls.
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#7
The night before my last final I was up studying until about 3am, I heard a bunch of drunken shouting from the kids in the singles dorms below me (I was on the 10th floor of my dorm) so I started screaming at them and then pissed out of my window 10 stories down onto the patio below.
#8
Quote by darkstar2466
You'll be working for NASA?

I want to work for NASA or Lockheed in the future, maybe design processors for them.


Don't do any thing stupid like that.

If you are going to do something stupid, just smear your feces all over the walls.

Thats what he meant, he just used the wrong word. He meant excrement.
#9
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So I'm considering writing things on the walls in defecation. Yes, no?


they can actually make you pay the damage you caused.
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#10
Quote by darkstar2466
You'll be working for NASA?

I want to work for NASA or Lockheed in the future, maybe design processors for them.




I applied a few months ago on the term that I was graduating in, well, a few months.

They accepted my application, but I'm going to have to move where ever they want to place me. I'm hoping to be stationed at Cape Canaveral, so I'll be nearer to my family (my mom, at least).

But beggars can't be choosers, I guess
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#13
Yes. First year of Uni, I got a fine of 300$ for arriving in my room 1 day after the date I told 'em I'd come. Great, considering that I pay almost 700$ a month.
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#14
I was really joking about the **** art, but really how would they know who did it, especially if I did it on a different floor.

Oh and I forgot the worst part, my card won't open the doors after 8, so I'm locked in/out at that point (aka, I'm not going out tonight).

I've decided to limit my heinous actions to making a vaporizer out of a lightbulb and smoking out the window.
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#15
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I was really joking about the **** art, but really how would they know who did it, especially if I did it on a different floor.

DNA test?

I imagine it would be pretty easy considering its your ****...
#16
hey... I live by you!! (kinda)

and i live at home... so no dorm stories
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#17
What will the do to you if you just stay? or Super 8 ftw.
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#18
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Didn't Nasa just fire like 20,000 people though?



Boeing did.

I never heard anything about NASA, I only know that I was accepted.
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#19
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DNA test?

I imagine it would be pretty easy considering its your ****...


I sort of doubt there's some sort of massive shit database for them to compare it to.
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