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#1
Across the building I live in, there's this guy who plays his guitar in his room. I see him a lot from my window, he's just there. I think he's recording his stuff though because I see him fumbling with his computer. And he's always in his boxers. Just boxers.

I'm not stalking him. His window is always wide open.

So if you live in the second floor with a view of a pool from your room, if you have posters up in your wall and you played all afternoon in your boxers last Mother's Day and today, wave hi to that girl in the 3rd floor in the building across yours.

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Last edited by kikaykitko at Jun 18, 2009,
#2
Wow... if I had a UGer for a neighbour I really wouldn't try to attract his attention.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Wow... if I had a UGer for a neighbour I really wouldn't try to attract his attention.


Why not? Wouldn't that be cool?
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#8
not i said the cow
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#9
Quote by Kensai
Wow... if I had a UGer for a neighbour I really wouldn't try to attract his attention.



what if it was mistress ibanez?
Too cool for a signature.
#10
Quote by kikaykitko
Why not? Wouldn't that be cool?


I dunno. Do you like pokemon and rape?

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what if it was mistress ibanez?


Hm... touché.
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#13
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#17
Have you thought that it may be possible that there are people out there who play guitar but don't go on UG?
#19
Quote by kikaykitko
So if you live in the second floor with a view of a pool from your room, if you have posters up in your wall and you played all afternoon in your boxers last Mother's Day and today, wave hi to that girl in the 3rd floor in the building across yours.



Im pretty shore thats not me, so this hunt continues

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To an extent, but males on UG are well....perverts. Especially to women.


Not true!
#21
How exactly do you know he's on UG?
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so yeah, now i have poop floating around in my ballsack.
#22
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I dunno. Do you like pokemon and rape?


Eh...Sure.

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/facepalm
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#23
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Have you thought that it may be possible that there are people out there who play guitar but don't go on UG?


I have. But you never know. He does look like a UGer..I think.
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Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#24
Quote by kikaykitko
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So if you live in the second floor with a view of a pool from your room, if you have posters up in your wall and you played all afternoon in your boxers last Mother's Day and today, wave hi to that girl in the 3rd floor in the building across yours.



Sorry to say it Kikay, but if he is a UGer and he sees a girl in such close proximity, it's unlikely that he will be using his hand to wave.


We shame ourselves...but dang are we proud of it
#25
Quote by kikaykitko
Eh...Sure.


Well, what are you waiting for! Go visit him. Bring your gameboy and some lube. Lots of lube.
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#26
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Sorry to say it Kikay, but if he is a UGer and he sees a girl in such close proximity, it's unlikely that he will be using his hand to wave.


We shame ourselves...but dang are we proud of it


Actually I'd be surprised if he tried talking to her the common UGer's weakness is women.
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#27
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Well, what are you waiting for! Go visit him. Bring your gameboy and some lube. Lots of lube.

I'm shy.
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#28
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Well, what are you waiting for! Go visit him. Bring your gameboy and some lube. Lots of lube.
It's Kensai, and he's out of lube again.
#29
Quote by kikaykitko
I'm shy.

Make sure to avoid any rags he is holding, they might contain chloroform!

(You're cute, you play guitar, you should be fine!)
#30
Quote by magnus_maximus
It's not a UGer. If it was, the only "fiddling" he would be doing with his computer would be fiddling himself with porn.
With dual screen you can record and porn it up at the same time
#31
Quote by kikaykitko
I'm shy.


I suggest drinking a bit before going over. It'll help.

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It's Kensai, and he's out of lube again.


Ironically I am out of lube.

Wait, how did you know?
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#32
Quote by Kensai
Ironically I am out of lube.

Wait, how did you know?
Krafty deduction. Not a misspelling, I actually used cheese slices in my methodology.
#33
Quote by Kensai
I suggest drinking a bit before going over. It'll help.


Ironically I am out of lube.

Wait, how did you know?


I don't drink. And I don't have lube unless body lotion will count as lube.
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#34
closer and closer.. we lead you to the spiders den....

}: )
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#35
Quote by magnus_maximus
That's some epic multi tasking. Were you fretting with your nut sack, or something? Or were you just recording yourself fapping?
You can do your keyboard parts one handed
#36
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Days into years.
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This will linger.
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#37
Quote by freedoms_stain
Krafty deduction. Not a misspelling, I actually used cheese slices in my methodology.




I believe sherlock holmes used choccolate milk for his deduction methods. Until he died of chronic diabetes, that is.

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I don't drink. And I don't have lube unless body lotion will count as lube.


It's better than nothing! I hope you've got a taser, btw.
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#38
TS, get some popcorn and a seat next to the window. Time for some fapping.
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#39
Quote by kikaykitko
I have. But you never know. He does look like a UGer..I think.

so what does the UGer look comprise of....???
#40
Er...TS....it's me.

Will you get nekkedz with me?

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so what does the UGer look comprise of....???

Guitar, acne, long hair, fur on face, and 3 pokeballs on the left hip. And lets not forget: Cats.