#1
Well, I have some milk here, and just this morning when I had some Fruit Loops, I was disgusted to find that my milk had spoiled.

Well, now I'm craving for a milkshake, and don't want to use bad milk.

So, if I boil it, will it unspoil, or should I just buy some more milk?
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#2
Buy new milk... or some cows. I think the latter is cheaper in the long run.
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#3
i dont think its possible.


but for the sake of me wanting something to laugh at, go ahead and boil it, that should do the trick.
#5
There's a farmer down the road who sells milk, but it's so damned hot I don't wanna walk. =\
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#7
Stop giving it little treats all the time, send it to its room. I dunno, these are just ideas, but it's a start.
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I wouldn't risk my health on laziness to go buy new milk, but it's your call...
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Stop giving it little treats all the time, send it to its room. I dunno, these are just ideas, but it's a start.


funny, funny, funny...........No really its funny
#12
What you COULD do is take the bad and curdled milk, and add flavoring, and BAM you'd have yogurt.
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#14
Keep it and it'll make yoghurt!

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#17
McDonalds uses spoiled milk in their milkshakes it should taste the same, theirs are good who cares if they taste like balls it a ****in milkshake their good
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#18
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Stop giving it little treats all the time, send it to its room. I dunno, these are just ideas, but it's a start.




I think you should just buy milk.
#19
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cdonalds uses spoiled milk in their milkshakes it should taste the same, theirs are good who cares if they taste like balls it a ****in milkshake their good
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#21
Kindly ask the bacteria inside to leave your milk alone.
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Why did you keep the milk after you found out it was spoiled?
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#23
Piss in it, as long as it is your own piss it will taste like normal unspoilt milk to you.
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#24
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Buy new milk... or some cows. I think the latter is cheaper in the long run.
A real playa wouldn't buy teh cowz. Free milk, n00b.
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#26
Boiling it would just separate the milk. And smell funny.
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#27
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Buy new milk... or some cows. I think the latter is cheaper in the long run.


Pshhhhhh, feeding cows is expeeeeeensive. Plus, they burp and crap everywhere.
#28
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A real playa wouldn't buy teh cowz. Free milk, n00b.


You mean steal the cows? I suppose that would work. But could the cows handle the environment change without degrading the milkquality?

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Pshhhhhh, feeding cows is expeeeeeensive. Plus, they burp and crap everywhere.


You could just feed them grass, right? Or other cows. That worked well I remember.
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#29
IF you were to get a cow you would have to make it pregnant for it to lactate and produce milk.
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#30
You are a future leader. Instead of simply buying new milk, wasting your hard earned money, and making those cows work double-time, you try to fix what you already have. Either that, or your killing the farmers daughter because they have no money to put food on the table because you wouldnt buy that one gallon of milk.
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it's hopeless, give it to nazi's and move on
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#32
mix it with some cyanide, that should work

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#33
mix it with some cyanide, that should work

no rly it will!
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