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#1
So, how many of you had a moment where you did/said something and then realized it was a bad idea and went, "Oh sh*t!"

Share them.
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#5
This once time I was driving and I hit a little kid. He flew over the roof of my car and landed on the ground head first before the car behind me ran over his left pinky finger. I stopped my car and got out but I kicked a mostly empty soda can that was on the floor of my car when I was trying to get out. A little soda spilled on my right shoe, so I said "Oh ****!".

That was an "Oh ****!" moment.
#7
Hasn't this been done before?
Oh sh*t.
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#8
Forgot to tape her mouth

Oh sh-!
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#9
I yelled the f bomb at my mom, and then i just went silent and was like o sht to myself
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#10
i divided by zero

oh shi-
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#12
Well one time i was on the toilet and then i was like...

oh shi-

lame joke
#14
Walking on one of my teacher drinking Bacardi Breezer in his office. He was: "Oh sh*t".


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Oh sh*t.


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I screw the wrong whammy bar into my Ibanez and the collar shears. Oh shi-.
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That was my Oh Shi-- moment.

I was sitting down in this thread, relaxing, then some sicko ejaculates all over me
#18
I was fapping and I forgot to lock the door....
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That would suck haha
#20
I was sitting at a small party blazed off my ass watching that Sweeny Todd movie.

I was thinking out loud, and said something along the lines of, "What the hell is wrong with these pale motherfuckers? Are they vampires or something? Go out in the sun for fuck's sake, geez..."

Only to turn my head and see a couch full of Gothic kids giving me the evil eye.

Definitely an "Oh Shit!" Moment.
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#22
not really that bad. but when i first started dating my girlfriend, we were cuddling on her bed after a party. and a buddy of ours' mom comes in and goes "AWWW!" all scratchy and croaky sounding.
i go "AHH!" and jump up.

yeah thats kind of it.
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#23
i was driving around with my gf and her brother... and her brother was mooning random pedestrians while i was honking the horn.

I got a phone call from my dad... i guess someone called the cops and got our liscense plate number.

oh sh!t!!!
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#25
skateboarding for the first time in over a year and a half --> i think i'm the **** and try to pull off a grind on a high bench ---> dislocated finger.


oh sh!t
#26
Went to make a BLT and already started the bacon, but we had no tomatoes... Oh Shi-!

So I just ate the bacon with some toast.
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#27
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That was my Oh Shi-- moment.

I was sitting down in this thread, relaxing, then some sicko ejaculates all over me



#28
One time I set a Monk on fire with a Charizard.

OH SHI-
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#29
I have to tell a quick story to set this up.

Basically, me and my gf did it a bunch of times, and my parents knew half of the times we did it and her parents knew the other half. We got punished blagh blagh blagh everythings fine now.

So me and my mom and her and her family go to see Victor Wooten. I go to the bathroom and come back. Everyone was just staring at me. I asked "What, did something bad happen......Oh shi-"

Turns out they each told each other the other half of the story. Long story short, we cant see each other outside of school until summer vacation (which luckily is in about 2 weeks)
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I have to tell a quick story to set this up.

Basically, me and my gf did it a bunch of times, and my parents knew half of the times we did it and her parents knew the other half. We got punished blagh blagh blagh everythings fine now.

So me and my mom and her and her family go to see Victor Wooten. I go to the bathroom and come back. Everyone was just staring at me. I asked "What, did something bad happen......Oh shi-"

Turns out they each told each other the other half of the story. Long story short, we cant see each other outside of school until summer vacation (which luckily is in about 2 weeks)


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Basically, our parents found out that we were having sex twice as much as they thought.
#34
haha i have many of these. just the other day driving home from work a rabbit ran into the road and i went to honk the horn and it didnt work. OH SHT!!! thump thump......

several years ago i was in the bed of a 2 door toyota pickup. (my truck now and the one i was driving in this story^^) and my brother was driving on a gravel road sliding around the turns. at about 40 he slid too far and over-corrected and the last thing i saw was looking throufh the rear windshield and seeing a wall of earth in the headlights. next thing i know im liying in the ditch an THEN i yelled OH SHT!! like 3 times.

another. i was at work (taxidermist) and i was scraping a bear and i had this knife that had a curved blade and it looked like a pizze cutter knife, like the ones you rock back and forht. the blade slipped and cut my wrist in THE spot and blood squirted out into my boss' face and i said OH SHT heres a paper towel.
#35
Freshman year in gym i was standing on a wrestling mat, then jumped off. Unfortunately, there happened to be a yoga ball under me. I landed on it, bounced off, hit the wall and got a concussion. Such a great injury.
#37
I was walking with a friend, and he asked "What did you you step on?"

I said "Oh, ****....wanna see it?"

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#39
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Freshman year in gym i was standing on a wrestling mat, then jumped off. Unfortunately, there happened to be a yoga ball under me. I landed on it, bounced off, hit the wall and got a concussion. Such a great injury.

You think you were a dumbass? I did that intentionally.
Luckily I wasn't dumb enough to do it near a wall, so it was just some major ass pain.
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Well one time i was on the toilet and then i was like...

oh shi-

lame joke

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