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#5
if jesus made a burger

I'm pretty sure it would be something like that
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#6
Holy Sh** that's a lotta bacon, and that picture definately proves that You can have it your way
#7
the baconator is just right
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#8
Oh.
My.
God.


That thing has got to cause heart failure in cashiers just by putting in the order!
#9
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#10
I know what im getting next time im out on a weekend.
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#16
Wow. One of the tastiest forms of suicide i have ever seen. And to order such a huge urger with all that bacon and not finish it is just a huuuge waste IMO.
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Quote by happytimeharry
Oh.
My.
God.


That thing has got to cause heart failure in cashiers just by putting in the order!



*punches in order*

Okay, that'll be $12-....


HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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#20
Quote by fallenangel20


*punches in order*

Okay, that'll be $12-....


HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!




I was totally looking for the picture that goes along with that...
#21
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I was totally looking for the picture that goes along with that...



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#22
^

Thank you! I could totally see it being one of the career guys who's been working there for 10+ years and is still a damned cashier.
#23
I'd eat it.
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#25
My eyes just had a heart attack...
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Wendy's is where it's at.


Good. I like not paying taxes for other people. Any deterrent to their desire to come here illegally is okay in my book.

I do agree with you about Wendy's being better though.

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It'd take me a month to eat that...Healthily...


Pretty sure it's not possible to eat that healthily... lulz.

Also, that's the most expensive sandwich I've ever seen from a BK.

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#31
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if jesus made a burger

I'm pretty sure it would be something like that

No.

This is Jesusburger.

http://groceryeats.com/2008/02/28/big-macchicken/
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#33
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I want a bite of that too.

I'll arrange your triple bypass.
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#35
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Wow. One of the tastiest forms of suicide i have ever seen. And to order such a huge urger with all that bacon and not finish it is just a huuuge waste IMO.

Nah nah nah, get this. We invented this thing at work (Skyline Chili) and its amazing and amazingly bad for you:
Drop some fries in the fryer, and then when they come up, drop them again.
Take your double-dropped fries, and put them in a to-go fry box with some Buffalo sauce and Chili Ranch sauce, and shake it all up to mix them.
Put these fries, a nice ladle of chili, and handful of bacon and cheese in a wrap, and then wrap it all up.

Heart Attack Wrap
#36
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Maybe a nibble then

Double bypass.
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#37
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Nah nah nah, get this. We invented this thing at work (Skyline Chili) and its amazing and amazingly bad for you:
Drop some fries in the fryer, and then when they come up, drop them again.
Take your double-dropped fries, and put them in a to-go fry box with some Buffalo sauce and Chili Ranch sauce, and shake it all up to mix them.
Put these fries, a nice ladle of chili, and handful of bacon and cheese in a wrap, and then wrap it all up.

Heart Attack Wrap


I must say, that sounds absolutely amazing. Screw the health risks!
#39
the problem is that the bacon isn't crunchy, it looks all soft and undercooked. If you're going to load that much bacon on there, it had better be nice and crunchy. CRUNCHY, GODDAMNIT!
#40
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the problem is that the bacon isn't crunchy, it looks all soft and undercooked. If you're going to load that much bacon on there, it had better be nice and crunchy. CRUNCHY, GODDAMNIT!


I agree sir. The crispier the better.
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