#1
i know many animals that are total bitches and i know there are many others so i want to hear your crazy animal story

mine is my aunts cat has bit so hard shes drawn blood on many ocassions(fine i know its not thay crazy but still its all i have)
#2
Did you go to elementary school? The plural of "story" is "stories."
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#3
We used to have a pug that would sleep and then randomly jump up and start biting the stair carpet. Also my friend and I were in the woods and since this is KY, there was some weird cow that got pissed off at me and it started chasing us but stopped later. Oh and once a duck followed me around in elementary school at a petting zoo we had.
#4
Some guys dog was humping another male dog, now he wants to kill it.
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#8
i found a dog tied down under water in a creek once
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#9
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My dog is a pole smoker. I thought that was pretty crazy.

did you know that dogs tend to mimic their owners personality?
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#10
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Did you go to elementary school? The plural of "story" is "stories."

shutup the pit isnt made to for people to spell correctly
#11
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did you know that dogs tend to mimic their owners personality?


Really? That really paints a bad picture for me, doesn't it?
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#12
about 3 years ago there were these two stupid little dogs that would always run at me and try to bite my legs while I was going to the bus. I'd kick em in the head but that only made them hate me even more lol. So I'd look like a retard going down the street running backwards kicking every 3 steps to fend them off.
#14
Was chased by a cow for about 5 yards.....nothing crazy really.
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#15
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did you know that dogs tend to mimic their owners personality?



So your dog faps constantly?...can it even reach itself down there?..

but seriously..a dog fapping?


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#16
Once when I was camping my dog smelled a rabbit, so I urged him to follow the trail (he's a hunting breed, but has never been hunting). He dove into the think brush of trees, and left me there. After a moment I heard him yelp, so I dived into the coniferous branches and pointing sticks of trees that had fallen, scraping my shins to bloody hell, while calling his name.
I seen some bushes moving. Out he pops, rabbit in mouth. I then led him back to the campsite, after emerging from the sloping forest.