Ye 'ol Gandalf is quite lovesick and has the poontang blues badly.

So I invite you single UGers to come forth, mingle, and ease your pain.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
I'm not single.


It's complicated.


Shut up!
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

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I think I'll go make out with my girlfriend.

belongs in demote thread....
yup lol i feel ur pain darkstar i r not gettin ne either
I am me. Live with it.
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I think I'll go make out with my girlfriend.

Yeah I think I'll go make out with his girlfriend too.

I'm single for the first time in about 4 months, and it feels good.
No more worrying, no more headaches, I feel free.
But I'm sure I'll get lonely and bored again soon.
I <3 Drugs.

The universe works on a math equation-
That never even ever really ends in the end-
Infinity spirals out creation.

I'm single and I love it, I just screw some of my female friends on a regular basis, it's awesome.
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what a bunch of failures...
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
I smell a big gay orgy coming on...

I need a girlfriend.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump

seriously we can help

also, you want to know what's worse than not being able to get any girl?

Being in love with a girl who lives faraway, thus not being able to date her and then having every girl on earth flirt with you and you just get sick of it, thinking of nothing but that girl.