Poll: Which One?
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Burial
27 21%
Cremation
48 37%
Viking Style
55 42%
Voters: 130.
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#1
I was thinking about funerals recently and which one is best. Most people only think about burial or cremation. Those are way to common for me. I figure I'll be dead anyway, so why not go out in style? For me, I want a Viking style inspired funeral. Instead of a canoe, I want to be put in a Drag-boat, flamethrowers at both ends, with Blaze of Glory by Bon Jovi blasting. Also, I want a time bomb so I may be blowed up (or maybe not, I might just give England little afternoon surprise visit). So, how does the pit want to go out? Burial, Cremation, or Viking Style
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#6
i want to be buried in the ground...no casket...and tree planted over me...so my body will eventually feed the tree...recycle my ass
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#9
I want my body to be left to rot in the sun for 5 days, then ground up and catapulted into a large group of unsuspecting people.
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#12
I want to be laid deep within the complex confines of an enormous pyramid that will be a testament to my greatness while my body and treasures are guarded by the mummies curse.

Or perhaps just a regular funeral and burial (most likely to happen).
#14
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#15
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When I am dead
Lay me in a mound
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory

is that a song, because those would make great lyrics...
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is that a song, because those would make great lyrics...


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#17
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Wtf is 'blowed up'???


it means after i am blown up, i will be in a constant state of being blowed up
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#20
Well, cremated, but when you throw the Viking option in there I have to jump on it..
#21
Cremation... has the lowest chances of me not being dead... and waking up a few meters under the ground without any space or air. Then I have to die again
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#22
meh, don't really care tbh. i'd donate my body to science, but that option isn't up there so it's burial for me.
#23
I don't care, i'll be dead. But Viking Style seems cool...
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#27
Donate to science.
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When I am dead
Lay me in a mound
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory


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#29
I'm donating my body to science...haha grounded for life....
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#30
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When I am dead
Lay me in a mound
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory



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Viking Style all the way
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#31
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When I am dead
Lay me in a mound
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory


Amon Amarth FTW!
#34
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buried. so if zombies really exist. i can come back as one


i like this idea

i would have a pyramid built in my name, with my own tomb chamber and everything..
#35
That buried raw under a tree to feed it thing is pretty darn beautiful. I'd loe to be buried in a field or something wear the tree would grow strong and people would remember me.


OR buried, with a tv and a mini bar in my coffin
#36
Make me a huge Viking longboat and burn me with the local peasants, my servants, my dearly loved dog and a copy of The 40 Year Old Virgin.

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#37
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If you light the capsule on fire it can be a space Viking burial!
Fire doesn't work in vacuum.
#38
Buried in a tomb on a hill over looking a school, with extremely graphic and horrifying figures carved around it
I want to be remembered
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