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hi my names keri and sumthin extremely mysterious happned to me last nite, my parents were out of town and i had all the doors locked b4 i went 2 bed, but when i got up the front door was unlocked, lol either that for i forgot to lock it, but i swear i didnit forget! wuts ur most mysterios momemts
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one tiem i wuz alone. and i lokked dah door an go to da kichen to mack a sammich an when i got bac it was unlokked. so i ated dah sammich an lokked it agen but wen i caem bak it was stil unlokked. so wen my mom came home i tole her and she got scared. she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
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I once ordered a Big Mac, and there was no pickles on it!
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I was sexually assaulted by la Chupacabra.


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#13
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one tiem i wuz alone. and i lokked dah door an go to da kichen to mack a sammich an when i got bac it was unlokked. so i ated dah sammich an lokked it agen but wen i caem bak it was stil unlokked. so wen my mom came home i tole her and she got scared. she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.


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Took me 100000 hours in MSPaint, but I got it translated:

Hi, my name is Keri and something extremely mysterious happened to me last night. My parents were out of town and I had all the doors locked before I went to bed, but when I got up this morning the front door was unlocked (lol). I must have forgot to lock it, but I swear I didn't forget! What are some of your most mysterious moments?
#15
i once was sitting down and playing guitar, and the guitar pick fell off my hand i kept looking for 30 minutes but i didnt find it anywhere
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one tiem i wuz alone. and i lokked dah door an go to da kichen to mack a sammich an when i got bac it was unlokked. so i ated dah sammich an lokked it agen but wen i caem bak it was stil unlokked. so wen my mom came home i tole her and she got scared. she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.






#17
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i once was sitting down and playing guitar, and the guitar pick fell off my hand i kept looking for 30 minutes but i didnt find it anywhere


I know!
How the hell do small things just disappear when you drop them?
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i once was sitting down and playing guitar, and the guitar pick fell off my hand i kept looking for 30 minutes but i didnt find it anywhere


Know exactly what you mean. I'll drop the pick to the left of me, and an hour later I'll find it clear over on the right side of the room.

How in the hell?
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one tiem i wuz alone. and i lokked dah door an go to da kichen to mack a sammich an when i got bac it was unlokked. so i ated dah sammich an lokked it agen but wen i caem bak it was stil unlokked. so wen my mom came home i tole her and she got scared. she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.


#20
i once was sitting down and playing guitar, and the guitar pick fell off my hand i kept looking for 30 minutes but i didnt find it anywhere

lol that happened 2 me b4 too! but my i found out my cats were eatin it, i l8er found it in they're liter box, lol
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i once was sitting down and playing guitar, and the guitar pick fell off my hand i kept looking for 30 minutes but i didnt find it anywhere

lol that happened 2 me b4 too! but my i found out my cats were eatin it, i l8er found it in they're liter box, lol


olul hahaah tats real funn3h i knw ay like wen me n my m8s are plying gitar sumtims we lose liek all the picks lol so den l8r we 4ound thm under my rug lol but it was 2 l8 coz my cat 8 dem
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Quote by Ez0ph
one tiem i wuz alone. and i lokked dah door an go to da kichen to mack a sammich an when i got bac it was unlokked. so i ated dah sammich an lokked it agen but wen i caem bak it was stil unlokked. so wen my mom came home i tole her and she got scared. she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.



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#26
sorry, that was me. i just needed to borrow a bit of sugar for some cookies i was making. i didnt want to disturb you, so i picked your lock. sorry i didnt lock it back up when i left.
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Quote by Ez0ph
one tiem i wuz alone. and i lokked dah door an go to da kichen to mack a sammich an when i got bac it was unlokked. so i ated dah sammich an lokked it agen but wen i caem bak it was stil unlokked. so wen my mom came home i tole her and she got scared. she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.


First time I've ever laughed at one of those.
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i once was sitting down and playing guitar, and the guitar pick fell off my hand i kept looking for 30 minutes but i didnt find it anywhere




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#29
i was camping and got ****ed by a bear

EDIT:
but seriously this kid woke up at my house and YELLED who are you!? where am I?!?

and fell back asleep
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