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#1
does anybody have any funny exam answers, lke that 'find x' one

thanks
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#2
In my maths mock

"What can you tell about the points L, M and N?"

My answer: "It's Lemon spelt without vowels"
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In my maths mock

"What can you tell about the points L, M and N?"

My answer: "It's Lemon spelt without vowels"

Lol

Mine are in Geography.... just in class though not exams...

Q.What can we do to stop deforestation?
A. Kill the loggers

Q. Why is this a problem to the locals in the Sahel? (refering to a dead cow in desert)
A. They can't ride it
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Q.What can we do to stop deforestation?
A. Kill the loggers

Q. Why is this a problem to the locals in the Sahel? (refering to a dead cow in desert)
A. They can't ride it


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#15
I love that episode of mock the week where they thought of questions you wouldn't expect to see in an exam paper.


Q1. "All gym teachers are pedophiles. Discuss." ROFL!!

Q2. A virgin train should leave at 9.15 from manchester and travels at 80mph. Another virgin train leaves london at 9.30 and travels at 90 mph. How long until they are cancelled?"
#16
IN my sats i pdidnt know the answer so i put burnination cos the question sed sumthing bout fire
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#18
question:What is bravery?

answer:this is.
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(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)
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We have to do an AS in general studies, which no one really cares about, so that's a bit of a gold mine

What do you understand by the term 'Gross Income'?
A disgusting discharge

What do you understand by the quotation 'Becky's acceptance by the firms football team has made her feel like an honourary man'?
She grew a penis

Stuff like that
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Lol

Mine are in Geography.... just in class though not exams...

Q.What can we do to stop deforestation?
A. Kill the loggers

Q. Why is this a problem to the locals in the Sahel? (refering to a dead cow in desert)
A. They can't ride it


How did he get a 61%, that should be a 0.
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#21
Q: What is the most common use for Gamma Rays?

A: Superhero powers!

And in a maths test.. I can't remember the question.. But I just drew a random wavy line and got half a mark somehow...
#23
I once used the phrase "hot boxing" in an answer, and totally got credit for it.
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question:What is bravery?

answer:this is.



no. answer: *draw a giant veiny picture of male genetalia*
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#25
I produce them occasionally :P

On my music GCSE, there was a question. Three pieces of music, from a different period and you had to say which was which and give a reason. I did the first two, then couldn't think of a reason for the third - I put 'I've used the other 2 periods already.'.
Techincally that should be worth a mark I reckon.

On one of the General Studies papers last year, there was a (essay) question to do with the opium trade in Afghanistan. Having sat through 2 90 minute maths papers on the morning (to which I had no clue), I couldn't be bothered writing an essay, especially considering the sources were only a paragraph long.
I wrote something to the extent of:
"I couldn't give a toss about the Opium trade in Afghanistan."

Not surprisingly, I got a U on that module :P
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#28
As for me, I have a "Yo' momma" virus. I reply to everything with "Yo' momma!!!"
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#31
Ahahahaha. The second one of those essays - the US Capitalism one - made me 'lol' heartily.
#33
Really 0% for the 2Girls1Cup analysis? It was fairly well written although it failed to really argue for or against anything. It definitely brought up some interesting points.
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We have to do an AS in general studies, which no one really cares about, so that's a bit of a gold mine

What do you understand by the term 'Gross Income'?
A disgusting discharge

What do you understand by the quotation 'Becky's acceptance by the firms football team has made her feel like an honourary man'?
She grew a penis

Stuff like that


LOL
One question was

How can the government increase the income of the bottom 20% of the population?

My answer

The government could go through a Socialist revolution and thus turn the country into a Communist state, as there is no money and all men are equal and there is no income everyone will be just as well off as everyone else.

Inb4 flamewar on Communism
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#37
Physics:

What is the maximum safe radiation dose for a year?

I went for: πµGy. (Approx)

gave me some Lulz at least... :|
#38
This years A2 General Studies has the potential for some lulz.

The advanced information contains loads of employment statistics and stuff.

I hope theres a question like:

'Why are there more women in employment now than 30 years ago?'

A: Back then, they knew their place was the kitchen.
#39
'Evaluate the prediction in terms of the original graph.'

'The prediction is a product of God's world. God is perfect, therefore his world is perfect, therefore the prediction is perfect. If you mark me down on this, I shall consider it an assault on my beliefs (don't go there)'

No joke, she did not mark me down
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LOL
One question was

How can the government increase the income of the bottom 20% of the population?

My answer

The government could go through a Socialist revolution and thus turn the country into a Communist state, as there is no money and all men are equal and there is no income everyone will be just as well off as everyone else.

Inb4 flamewar on Communism

You lack a real understanding of communism