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#1
OK pit so here is the deal. I have an older brother who is such a metal head. I was play Speed of Sound on my Acoustic Guitar. He comes up to me and says "Dont play that gay song here"

I say" Chill out i just learned it should u be happy"

(mind you he also plays guitar)

Him: That aint metal enough now get the hell out of here

How the hell am i suppose to play metal on acoustic with out it having The slightest bit of an acoustic sound?

What shuld i tell him? suggestions?
#2
Tell him to open his mind or GTFO.
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#4
Accept the brilliance of metal and realise that whatever you do will never compare to the majestic brutality that metal embodies and kill yourself; or pick up a spiky ESP and headbang until your death.

/thread mofo.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#9
Play some Opeth and blow his mind.
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#11
Is he a real metalhead, or a Bullet 7 Trivium fan?

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Accept the brilliance of metal and realise that whatever you do will never compare to the majestic brutality that metal embodies and kill yourself; or pick up a spiky ESP and headbang until your death.

/thread mofo.



someone needs to listen to some more music
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#13
Little brother? Looks like he's jealous!
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#16
beat him down and learn some amazingly difficult jazz song and blow his ass away wen u challenge him to a guitar duel with both ur friends there and embarrass him
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Accept the brilliance of metal and realise that whatever you do will never compare to the majestic brutality that metal embodies and kill yourself; or pick up a spiky ESP and headbang until your death.

/thread mofo.



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#18
tell him he sucks at music.

metal is cool, but you can only learn so much from one style
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Play some Beatles, then tell him, "Tits or GTFO!"

If you wanna impress a close-minded little kid, you're gonna have to do better than The Beatles. Seriously.
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someone needs to listen to some more music


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Is he a real metalhead, or a Bullet 7 Trivium fan?

R.S.V.P, This is of utmost importance to the thread.


Indeed it is, if he's a gaycore fan then need not worry, his tastes will change in a couple of weeks.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#24
waitwaitwait, metal ENOUGH? Theres nothing metal about it at all. But he's right, it is a gay song. Not that you can only play metal, but still, out of all non-metal songs, thats a terrible one.
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#26
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If you wanna impress a close-minded little kid, you're gonna have to do better than The Beatles. Seriously.


That's the thing, ya don't need to impress the idiot. Just play what you want. Metal isn't even dependent on being technical, so why should he have to play something hard.
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That's the thing, ya don't need to impress the idiot. Just play what you want. Metal isn't even dependent on being technical, so why should he have to play something hard.


It almost is, I much prefer technical metal bands, or at least dudes that are better than competent. He must play something hard, for otherwise he is beyond bad.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
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And what does he play/listen to?

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#30
Impale him with a Warlock.

Killed by a crappy embodiment of his "superior" metal.
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#32
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Acoustic isn't gay.

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True dat.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#35
Play Texas Flood, SRV style. Then I DARE him to say it sucks. It's impossible.
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#36
Learn an acoustic part of an Opeth song, be sure to play it when he's around, then when he says something like "don't play that gay acoustic **** here" tell him it's Opeth. Then, he will either realize his hypocrisy, or say "dude that's gay listen to real metal like trivium lollz!!!7."
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Learn an acoustic part of an Opeth song, be sure to play it when he's around, then when he says something like "don't play that gay acoustic **** here" tell him it's Opeth. Then, he will either realize his hypocrisy, or say "dude that's gay listen to real metal like trivium lollz!!!7."


Then there will be double hypocrisy, as real metal like BFMV and A7X aren't metal, just bollocks.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#39
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How the hell am i suppose to play metal on acoustic with out it having The slightest bit of an acoustic sound?


Listen to Opeth. Very metal. Lots of acoustic work.

Honestly just tell your brother to shut the hell up. I've been in many disputes about genre choices. Play what you want and play it better than he ever could.
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#40
Learn to play METAL or GTFO
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