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#1
What would you hold it for.I think I would want to be the worlds fastest person
BromptonCocktail of the A7X Army PM Copius
#2
longest beard ever. seriously.
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#5
World's greatest cheese-eater.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#6
The most drum sticks in my ears.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#9
Cock pushups.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#12
I'm just going go out on a limb and say a majority of the answers would be "t3h bigg3st pen15 evar lolololololol."
#14
Best vag eater
jk jk
ioono fastest shredder or somthing
Quote by Stress Cow
You know you're fucked up when the pit thinks you're a sick bastard.
#17
most seals bludgeoned in an hour
Running away from this earth.
May it pass away in the beautiful flames that it was created for.
Because when tomorrow fails to come,
today is just not the same.
Inflamed earth.
Roses.
In this hope.
For all i care set it all ablaze.

#21
why is everyones avatar that guy with the hat?

and so this isnt spam..... first person to.... fly? i really have no input on this
gear

Fender Standard Tele (with kill-switch)
PRS SE Custom
Fender Hot Rod Deville
Boss DD-3 Delay
Boss GE-7 Eq
Boss DS-1 distortion
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff
Boss CS-3 Compression
Digitech Whammy
Dunlop ZW-45 Zakk Wylde Signature wah
#22
The most universal man... Too bad I don't have the capacity to even do one thing right.
M U S E
#23
Quote by rage6945
why is everyones avatar that guy with the hat?

and so this isnt spam..... first person to.... fly? i really have no input on this

Look at the "I have cancer" thread, sad news unfortunatly

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#25
Someone in my school beat the world record for consuming the most tobasco sauce in under 30 seconds...
#27
First person to break all of the world records and hold them for eternity. I win.
Quote by blackflag49
Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.


#28
Quote by <the_last>
most seals bludgeoned in an hour

That's not even funny.
Quote by leeb rocks
SO I'VE BEEN BALLS DEEP IN MYSELF THIS WHOLE TlME?!?!
#30
Quote by Vermintide
Why has nobody said biggest penis?

I already hold that one, btw


haha. i was just thinkin that.
#32
person to turn most people vegetarian/vegan in one hour
Quote by GiantRaven
You are not human.

I am totally serious.

Quote by tilinmyowngrave
I was inspired by someone saying they had Millionaire on their Ipod

he's talking about me!
#33
Quote by konkordmusk
That's not even funny.



You're right.


It's Hilarious.
Gear:

-Guitars-
Esp/LTD JH-200
Ibanez RG2EX2
Yamaha FD01

-Amps-
Marshall MGDFX250 (It was a Gift)
Peavey Vypyr 15 watt

-Effects-
Digitech DF-7
#36
Quote by rockinlespaul
World's Oldest Man. That'd be sweet.


Why hold a record you would hold for a couple years when you could hold a record that would never be beaten? Like longest time spent watching educational TV w/o food, sleep, or bathroom.

I would like to hold the record for the most bowls balanced on my pinky finger.
GO YANKEES!
#39
biggest pen0r
Quote by silhouettica
Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

Quote by Kensai
Awesome
#40
Best in the world at Street Fighter, purely because it's a game I'd love to be amazing at, but I'm terrible.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
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