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#1
"Is anybody else super excited over the new Mind of Mencia season?!"

I can't believe they brought him back. Comedy Central should cancel his ass for good.

I used the search bar.
#2
Yay, jokes i've heard from him and other people 3 times before...wooo!

I used to like his show, but it got old.


Lol, i love his stupid commercial where he smashed the tv. he's like

"Oh, im sorry, were you watching that?"
"Yeah, but its okay, your special was on anyway" i answered back to the tv.

I thought I was badass
#3
is he that unfunny mexican guy?
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#4
Luckily, my nuclear fallout shelter has been built and I'll be protected from the immense waves of idiocy.
#5
The first season of his show was alright. Just alright, nothing special.

You can only hide ignorance through jokes for so long.
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#10
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I don't think he's even Mexican...


hes not. his real name is Ned Mencía and he is from honduras.
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#11
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I don't think he's even Mexican...

He's from some other place in Central America, but he never shuts up about being "Mexican".

Anyway, the only good thing about Carlos Mencia is that when I meet someone who thinks he's funny, I automatically know that they are borderline retarded and I can avoid them.
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#13
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I thought his no strings attached was funny.

I guess I'm just easily amused =/


It was funny because the jokes were probably ripped off from much more talented comedians.
#14
I f*cking hate him so much. He thinks people don't like him because he "pushes the envelope too far" (aka being offensive), yet I think the real reason is because he's a f*cktard.
#15
Quote by InvaderTSN
It was funny because the jokes were probably ripped off from much more talented comedians.
I think his HBO special had 13 minutes of George Lopez material.
#16
unfunny.

he's not very offensive either, as he thinks he is.
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#18
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Yay, jokes i've heard from him and other people 3 times before...wooo!

I used to like his show, but it got old.


Lol, i love his stupid commercial where he smashed the tv. he's like

"Oh, im sorry, were you watching that?"
"Yeah, but its okay, your special was on anyway" i answered back to the tv.

I thought I was badass

That is indeed quite badass.

I think he sucks balls. He isn't original at all. He's like Dane Cook, except his jokes deal with race. And no, he's not as offensive as he likes to think.
#19
Mencia is horrible and I hope one day he learns just how horrible he is and goes into a severe spiraling state of depression and self-loathing so immense that anyone within 200 feet of him will feel the same. Then he can make jokes about being emo instead of Mexican. You can't steal emo jokes because there are no emo jokes to steal.
#20
I like George Lopez. I didn't think I would, but he's actually pretty funny. I've already written off Mr. Mencia. He's awful.
#21
I can't stand Mencia. His jokes are absolutely horrible. Hes one of the worst comedians out there.
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#22
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I'll probably watch Ned Holness' train wreck.

+1 What a site it would be.
#23
Menstealia?

Great.
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#24
What kind of person steals from Cosby?
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#26
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I think his HBO special had 13 minutes of George Lopez material.

Yeah , and i think HBO had to stop airing it, and theres a ton of videos on youtube of Mencia staling material from other comedians.I have to say his show was rather enjoyable, but i got bored of it.
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#28
Stealing material ftw!
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#29
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Mencia is even worse than Dane Cook.

I don't know, it's a close call. They are both annoying, loud, obnoxnious douche bags. But, I would say that Mencia is worse, because he has no variety in his jokes. EVERYTHING is about race with him. Cook sucks, but atleast he is a little bit more varied.
#30
I despise this human. I loved the videos of Joe Rogen (who's not much funnier, to be honest) calling him out at The Comedy Store. If I recall, Mencia actually commented on the videos via his director channel. That's just embarrassing.
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#31
Carlos Mencia sucks ass.

Gabriel Iglesias FTW.
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#32
if i wanted to watch humor similar to Carlos Mencia i would just watch a horse taking a ****
#33
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I don't know, it's a close call. They are both annoying, loud, obnoxnious douche bags. But, I would say that Mencia is worse, because he has no variety in his jokes. EVERYTHING is about race with him. Cook sucks, but atleast he is a little bit more varied.

I enjoy Dane Cook on a small level. I know he steals material, and I don't forgive him for that, but he's at least tolerable, IMO. I love "Harmful if Swallowed" and a good bit of "Retaliation", but everything after those albums feels so recycled, and forced.

It's like watching "Pirates of the Carribean". The first good enough to enjoy, and the humor was decent, and it was an overall okay experience. Then it keeps getting more and more popular, and humor is even more forced, and it just gets to the point where you don't care anymore, and you just move on.

He's in the middle of my comedian list. He's not god awful, but there's nothing particularly fantastic about him.
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#34
Carlos Mencia makes me hurt too watch
His first season was good and the only joke I thought he ever said that was very funny was the one about the mouse hanging from the cat hanging from the dog running away from the ocean.


The two best comics using race in thier routine though

Chris Rock and!
Dave Chappelle

No one else can beat them two.
#35
Its the repetitive stolen racist jokes i cant stand form him...but other that that hes alri...oh wait...Thats all of his jokes!!

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#36
i kind of like Mencia, he used to be my favorite comedian, but then again i only saw dane cook and him, after i watched good comedians, he seems repetitive, and a little unfunny, he was good the first couple of times though.

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#37
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I despise this human. I loved the videos of Joe Rogen (who's not much funnier, to be honest) calling him out at The Comedy Store. If I recall, Mencia actually commented on the videos via his director channel. That's just embarrassing.

I remember that video. It was funny as hell. Mencia couldn't defend himself at all. I heard on some radio show that they asked him why Rogan called him out and he said that it was because he is one of the big names in comedy right now. What an idiot. He seriously pisses me off.

On that same radio show they had proof that he had stolen jokes, with out even asking him about it. Mencia told them about some stereotypical olypmics thing he was doing and after he got off the air, the DJ said that he could never have Menica on the show again. Apparently, some DJ's in Miami thought of the stereotypical olypmics before him and had even presented it to people.
#38
Quote by RHCP94
I despise this human. I loved the videos of Joe Rogen (who's not much funnier, to be honest) calling him out at The Comedy Store. If I recall, Mencia actually commented on the videos via his director channel. That's just embarrassing.

It's true, there would be more of a backlash is Joe Rogen was respected and funny. I do commend him for bringing this to light though.
#39
Quote by daeqwon10000

Chris Rock

In my opinion, Chris Rock only slightly better than Mencia. Most of his jokes are accentuated with unnecessary yelling, and are mostly just Richard Pryor copied-race jokes and "men are stupid and woman are smart but bitches" jokes. I only say he is better because I loved him in Dogma.
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#40
Quote by RHCP94
In my opinion, Chris Rock only slightly better than Mencia. Most of his jokes are accentuated with unnecessary yelling, and are mostly just Richard Pryor copied-race jokes and "men are stupid and woman are smart but bitches" jokes. I only say he is better because I loved him in Dogma.



But you agree with Dave Chappelle right? lol

They aren't even my favorite

Demetri Martin and Lewis Black FTW
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